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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Who needs a social life when
    the internet already has everything you could ever need?? I mean it has history for education, and it has cookies in case i ever get hungry??


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 11:02am UTC
    If the city never sleeps
    THEN THAT MAKES TWO.

  4. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 11:15am UTC
    You can't look for love,
    YOU HAVE TO LET IT COME TO YOU.

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    Definition of Youtubers to normal people: Cool people that show nice tutorials to make things such as hairstyles, crafts, makeup, and ice cream.
    Definition of Youtubers to fangirls: People that post videos about relatable things in a teenagers everyday life. There will usually be swearing to put a funnier effect. These people will also be extremely cute and funny AND PERFECT AND ALSO BE A PART OF THE MALE GENDER BUT THEY'LL BE AROUND 20 TO 30 YEARS OLD BUT FANGIRLS WILL STILL BE IN LOVE WITH THEM AND EVEN CREATE SHIPPING NAMES AND EVEN MAKE FANDOMS. FANGIRLS OFTEN HAVE TO VISIT THE HOSPITAL AFTER EXPLODED OVARIES AND TOO MANY FEELS AT ONCE. Also, these Youtubers will be wayyyy too perfect for real life, so after watching these amazing Youtubers, fangirls will have impossible standards in the male gender, so good luck boys!

  6. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    I think it's best to keep your opinion to yourself on Witty.
    Yes I understand everyone has the right to their own opinion, but do they really need to share it on Witty? Will it really change anything? A lot of people have different views and pasts; your opinion could ruin their day or just start fights with someone. These fights are one of the reasons for bullying on Witty. Sometimes you just need to keep your opinions to yourself.

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    Long but worth reading.
    Alright, well lately I have been seeing 3 things around Witty:
    1) Complaints about jocked quotes.
    The complaints are getting intolerable. Steve set up Witty so anyone can post things about anything they want as long as it follows the rules. And nowhere in the rules does it say, "No quotes from other websites", so you can't really attack anyone that posts quotes that aren't there's. Unless, of course, a proud Wittian created their own quote and specifically says that no one can take their quote.
    2) Asking for followers.
    So I have lately been seeing some Witty users going around and asking for followers and favorites and all that stuff. Personally, I think it's fine. I mean, it's just a Wittian trying to be recognized. You don't have to follow them, and you don't have to respond to them either. If you don't like it, just ignore it.
    3) The hate accounts.
    Yes, if you haven't seen them, believe it or not some users are creating fake and anonymous hate accounts. If that doesn't sound lame and horrid to you, you must be crazy. These people are actually wasting their time creating other accounts to bully people? Like, have you NOT read any of the quotes on Witty? Have you NOT heard of any stories about how some people have troubles with themselves, and at any moment they could break? You're heartless.
    That is all that needs to be said. If you disagree with me.. then that's great too!

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    Me: *Takes 70 selfies*
    Me: *Deletes 70 selfies*

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    u know
    those people that can make u laugh no matter what yes i am talking about me
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  10. shoot4thestars shoot4thestars
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    Now you were standing there right in front of me
    I hold on it's getting harder to breathe
    All of a sudden these lights are blinding me
    I never noticed how bright they would be
    I saw in the corner there is a photograph
    No doubt in my mind it's a picture of you
    It lies there alone on its bed of broken glass
    This bed was never made for two
    I'll keep my eyes w i d e open
    I'll keep my arms w i d e open
    Don't let me
    Don't let me
    Don't let me go
    'Cause I'm tired of feeling alone
    Don't let me
    Don't let me go
    'Cause I'm tired of feeling alone
    I promise one day I'll bring you back a star
    I caught one and it burned a hole in my hand oh
    Seems like these days I watch you from afar
    Just trying to make you understand
    I'll keep my eyes w i d e open yeah
    Don't let me
    Don't let me
    Don't let me go
    'Cause I'm tired of feeling alone
    -Harry Styles <3

  11. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 6:37am UTC
    Author: Let's write a book.
    Author: I have to add a meannbitch to spice things up.
    Author: Everybody hate her now.
    Author: How about showing her nice and lovable side?
    Author : She's now the most loved character in the book..
    Author: ...
    Aurhor: ....
    Author: Let's kill her.

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    Should I start going outside more
    or do you think that would throw off the balance of the universe


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. LifeStory LifeStory
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    I don't wanna lose you now
    I'm lookin' right at the other half of me.
    The vacancy that sat in my heart
    Is a space that now you hold
    [x] [x] [x]

  15. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    99 % people in this world are stupid.
    Luckily, I'm on the other 4%.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    I don't wanna lose you now,
    I'M LOOKIN' RIGHT AT THE OTHER HALF OF ME.
    THE VACANCY THAT SAT IN MY HEART.
    is a space that now you hold. ♥

  19. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    & i can't change,
    |||||||||||||||| [ even if i wanted to. ]

  20. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    *During Spanish final*
    Me: *Adds 20 new words to Spanish dictionary*

:)

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