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So today at lunch my friends and I 
were talking about stupid One
Direction fanfics.

Me: There are all of those stupid
fanfics that start in Starbucks and 
you spill coffee on them then they
deside to take you home and you 
fall in love and all that jazz. Then 
you end up getting married.

My friend: Or they just randomly 
come up to you because you're
so beautiful so they just take you
home and you fall in love.

Me: Obviously these are not realistic 
because if I ever saw the boys in public
they wouldn't come up and tell me I'm beautiful.
They would grab a stick and poke me wth it 
and be wondering what kind of creature I am.

 
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So today at lunch my friends and I were talking about stupid

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