So today at
lunch my friends and I
were talking about stupid One
Direction fanfics.
Me: There are all of those stupid
fanfics that start in Starbucks and
you spill coffee on them then they
deside to take you home and you
fall in love and all that jazz. Then
you end up getting married.
My friend: Or they just randomly
come up to you because you're
so beautiful so they just take you
home and you fall in love.
Me: Obviously these are not realistic
because if I ever saw the boys in public
they wouldn't come up and tell me I'm beautiful.
They would grab a stick and poke me wth it
and be wondering what kind of creature I am.