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  1. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    There were a bunch of people in my grade wearing "forever alone" shirts. You are in 8th grade!! If you are single right now then you aren't forever alone!! Just shut up! Please?

  2. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    I love being able to talk to my mom :)

  3. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:18am UTC
    Sometimes the hardest thing and the
    right thing are the same

  4. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:37am UTC
    Don't give up

  5. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Okay. Everyone asks the question,"What is the meaning to life?" I think the meaning to life is different for everyone. Like, everyone is different and your meaning depends on who you are.

  6. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    Peasant
    [ pe-zənt ]
    noun
    Everyone at my school.

  7. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    This is Urban Dictionary's definition of Peasant:
    Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.
    Fangirl: " But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants."
    I'm marrying urban dictionary just because of this definition!

  8. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    Ray Lewis ends his career with a Super Bowl win!

  9. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    All of my friends are being social. Me? I'm sitting on the opposite side of the basement, sitting on a lego table, on witty!

  10. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    Happy Birthday, Harry!
    THE YOUNGEST MEMBER OF ONE DIRECTION IS NOW OLDER THAN THE ELDEST MEMBER WAS WHEN THE AUDITIONED FOR THE X FACTOR BUT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SOB

  11. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    My science teacher is a guy and I swear he has seen Mean Girls!
    I think this because during science tody him and this girl were talking and he told her something. She goes, "How do you know that?" And he replies, "It's like I have ESPN or something!"
    XD

  12. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Today in science my teacher was talking how his little 3 or 4 year old son was watching Super Why and how they had the super power to read and spell.
    Then this guy behind me said...
    Him: Why would you want the super power to read and spell?
    Me: To have a super power means to have the ability to do something.
    Him: But...
    Me: It's like having the super power to fly; you have the ablitly to fly.
    Him: Ok..
    Me: So you are saying you wish you could read and spell? Shouldn't you already be able to do that?
    Him: Well I can.
    Me: Then you have the super power to read and spell.

  13. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    I am like the quietest
    person in school,
    ........................BUT.........................
    outside of school
    I am so freaking loud.

  14. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
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    January 21, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    When did "gay" become an insult? It used to just mean happy. Now it is an insult. Like, oh that song is so gay. That sounded gay. No, that's gay. Why? If they are saying gay, like liking the same gender, as an insult that doesn't make sense either. Love is love.

  15. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    Try this!
    I learned this at church this morning.
    ____________________________________________________________________
    1) Close your eyes.
    2) Imagine a blackboard.
    3) Have yourself write every name you have been called on the board.
    4) Now take the eraser and erase all of them.
    5) Write "loved" on the board.
    6) Keep that in your mind.
    You are loved by Jesus. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. All of those names don't matter! So just forget them!

  16. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    Okay. So I have straight A's and a 4.0 GPA. I can understand a class that everyone kept telling me was hard and I just started that class. I get an A on all of my test. But I like to be silly and weird. But one of my friends (not some of my best friends) have said you're stupid to me like I think they were kidding, but I don't know. So according to them if you are weird and funny you're stupid because you aren't "serious?"

  17. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
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    January 17, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    Ok. This generation is messed up! I absolutly hate being part of it! All we care about it money and boyfriends/girlfriends or materialistic things! I was looking at some people's instagrams and some how I ended up on this like 7 year old's page. This is what her bio said, "I'm seven and I'm single. I am ready to mingle!" At least she is single! But still, that is messed up! I am almost in high school and I don't have a boyfriend and I'm not looking for one! Then earlier my brother was talking to me about his "girlfriend." My brother is in 6th grade!! I don't think he is actually dating her but everything he talks about is how he likes so and so or how he is going out with so and so! I asked him if he knew anything about his "girlfriend" and he goes, and I quote, "Umm, I don't know. She is pretty." Ugh! Seriously! Oh, wow you think she is pretty, woah that's how you choose a girl! Well, it is what everyone else in this generation does so why not! I hate it! Nobody cares about how someone acts any more! If you have a perfect body and flawless skin and perfect hair and perfect face (with 20 pounds of make up I might add) then you automaticlly have a boyfriend! Like honestly I don't think anyone at my school knows like anything about the person they are dating like they don't know their story what is wrong in their life what is good in their life... anything!! All I have to say is this generation is messed up... and it is a shame. No, I'm not saying everyone is messed up. It is just a majority of this generation is.

  18. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
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    January 17, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    Me and mom's conversation:
    Mom: Isn't it good you have a weird mom.
    Me: I feel sorry for my kids if you think you are weird!
    Mom: True! Will you still be in love with one direction?
    Me: I'll me married to them, duh I'll still love them!
    Mom: Have they even responded to your tweets yet?
    Me: .... -.-
    Thinks: Peasant!
    Me: You're going to make me cry! I am just going to go cry now!

  19. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    I would honestly rather have a boy tell me that they think I am funny, nice, or that they like my personality than them telling me that I am pretty.
    I would rather someone love me for who I am than my looks.
    Looks can change but...
    I can't change who I am.

  20. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Happy Birthday Zayn!
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    Ahh they are all getting so old!
    The feels.... no they need to go back and be all fetus.

:)

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