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Life isn't short
its actually pretty fuc/king long. YOLO is stupid. Skinny girls, you're not fat. Every "Decent guy" you girls are looking for is probably in your friendzone. Guys, if you s/eep around, you will end up with a sl/ut who doesn't love you. No, lil Wayne, Drake, and Wiz Kalifa are not fuc/king philosophers, that's a quote on a picture. Anyone who says stop acting black Wen U talk lyke dis #SWAG, you're a racis/t, black people don't talk like that. Guys, have some respect. At the end of the day, dr/unk or so/ber, girls are still human. Girls, if you put pictures like that on facebook you WILL attract creepy as/sholes, its your own dam/n fault. You do dr/ugs? Cool, so do 90% of teenagers, so stop telling people how awesome you are because you got soooooooo fuc/ked up last night and can't even remember what you did. Honestly nobody cares, not even you. If everone would just stop and realize you're acting like an imaginary bunch of reality tv stars, maybe we wouldn't be such a fuc/ked up generation

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Life isn't short its actually pretty fuc/king long. YOLO

59 faves · 14 comments · Mar 18, 2013 5:15pm

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marie1616 · 1 decade ago
I like this quote, but I don't agree with the friendzone, I've never agreed with that, if you're in the friendzone, it's probably because that girl or guy isn't attracted to you, simple as that. You can't force someone to want to be with you. That's just my opinion. And yes technically life is the longest thing we'll ever do but 10 years can go by rather quickly to us, so it feels short, ya know?
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Eefka · 1 decade ago
90% of teenagers do drugs? o_o
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marie1616 · 1 decade ago
That was my face too! That's a high percentage!
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crazylifelover · 1 decade ago
This quote is the most accurate thing I have read in a long while. preach it!!;)
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LetmeBex · 1 decade ago
lol are people really complaining about this? this quote is just omfg. It's amazing.
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dani64 · 1 decade ago
thank youu♥
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petrichor · 1 decade ago
This quote is the most blatant example of misogyny, sl/t-shaming, and bigotry that I have ever seen.
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CookiesNotVeggies · 1 decade ago
This is so misogynistic, sl-t shaming, victim blaming and just plain out s*xist. I agree with you.
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ToriRox16 · 1 decade ago
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petrichor · 1 decade ago
"Not to interrupt but" only tells me that you knew it was a bad boundary to cross, yet you didn't it anyway because you felt so highly of yourself that you felt entitled for me to answer your stupid, demeaning a/ss question. You don't deserve a real f/cking answer, nor do you deserve respect from me after you disrespected me.
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dani64 · 1 decade ago
Well ^^^^^that is my opinion, and this is yours. k.
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petrichor · 1 decade ago
No, your opinion is fu/cking offensive as it sl/t shames and victim blamed
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dani64 · 1 decade ago
it what?
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petrichor · 1 decade ago
R/cism was blanked out.
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