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RingoStar

Status: We're pretty inactive so feel free to look around, but we're gonna leave it as it was two years ago... Thanks!

Member Since: 6 Dec 2011 02:23pm

Last Seen: 20 Mar 2019 09:53am

Birthday: December 6

Location: Not Earth

Gender: F

user id: 247539

313 Quotes
8,405 Favorites
869 Following
411 Followers
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JoJo

circus
photography
rain
trampolines
fuzzy socks
tea
Profile Picture: JoJo (left), Zoe (right) after running a 5k!! Scrolling
Zoe

I Like: reading, sleeping, friends, fuzzy socks, trampolines, summer, chocolate, and Matt <3.

I Hate: school, math, physical activity, gym class, humans, and socializing.
People we love:
- littlejj
- partyrocker48
- ryanrw
- laxgurliee4
- live2run
- glitterspaz143
- 99katiegurl
- katie6472
Thanks if you took the time to actually read this entire thing!

We love all of our followers and we follow back 99% of the time.

If you're completly confused, this account is shared between two best friends.

Thanks,
Zoe and JoJo



 
  1. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 8:39am EDT
    Best Friend: I'm going to get a lizard and name it Harry.
    Me: Why?
    Best Friend: Because I will encourage it.
    Me: Okay?
    Best Friend: You're a lizard Harry!
    Best Friend: *immatating the lizard* A what?
    Best Friend: A lizard!

  2. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 8:30am EDT
    Best Friend: Remember when you had a crush on that kid over there?
    Me: Yup, let's change the subject.
    My Boyfriend:
    Best Friend: Oh, and remember when you were dating that other kid?
    Best Friend: And you talked about him non stop. You were obsessed.
    Me: *takes out shovel and duct tape*
    My Boyfriend: Um... my phone is ringing.

  3. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 8:21am EDT
    I hug everyone.
    But when I hug you,
    It's different, I promise.
    It's different because
    I wrap my arms around your neck to play with your hair,
    I listen to your heartbeat as if it were my favorite song,
    I take in your scent as if I would never smell it again,
    I think of all the things I could say.
    And out of all of those things to say, all that comes out is
    ...
    “I Love You”
    my quote / nmf

  4. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 9:02am EDT
    & in that
    moment
    i swear
    we were
    i n f i n i t e

  5. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 8:57am EDT
    We accept the love
    we think we deserve.

  6. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 5:42pm EDT
    There is never a time or
    place for true love.
    It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat,
    in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  7. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 4:54pm EDT
    Boy: *hands flowers to his girlfriend*
    Boy: Here, I killed these for you...
    Boy: when I saw them I thought they were beautiful, and they reminded me of you...
    Boy: so I killed them.
    Boy: Anyway, I brought them here...
    Boy: and you may want to put them in water...
    Boy: if you want them to...
    Boy: ...to die slower.

  8. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 9:03pm EDT
    Always remember that you are unique
    just like everyone else.

  9. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 9:00pm EDT
    Balloons are so weird. It's like:
    "Happy birthday, here's a colorful sack of my breath."

  10. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 9:05am EDT
    I W o u l d L o v e t o B u t . . .
    • I want to spend more time with my blender.
    • The man on television told me to say tuned.
    • It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
    • I'm building a pig from a kit.
    • I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
    • There's a disturbance in the Force.
    • I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
    • I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
    • I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
    • I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
    • My plot to take over the world is thickening.
    • I have to fulfill my potential.
    • It's too close to the turn of the century.
    • I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
    • I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
    • I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
    • I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
    • I'm trying to be less popular.
    • I have to study for a blood test.
    • I have to rotate my crops.
    • I prefer to remain an enigma.
    • I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

  11. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 8:49pm EDT
    Girls are like
    apples on trees. The best
    ones are at the top of the tree.
    The boys don't want to reach for
    the good ones because they are afraid
    of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
    just get the rotten apples from the ground
    that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
    at the top think something is wrong with
    them, when in reality, they're amazing.
    They just have to wait for the right
    boy to come along, the one
    who's brave enough
    to climb
    all the way
    to the top
    of the tree.

  12. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 5:58pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    The first five days
    after a weekend are always the hardest

  13. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 5:53pm EDT
    Are you a beaver?
    cause dam.

  14. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 8:13pm EDT
    GUYS, SLOW DOWN.
    ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| I can't answer zero messages
    ALL AT ONCE . »

  15. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 11:02am EDT
    QUICK!
    what's the number for 911?

  16. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 11:00am EDT
    life was much simpler when
    we could play a nice game of red rover
    and clothesline the people we didn't like.

  17. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 10:57am EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    Just remember:
    If we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

  18. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 10:55am EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    A haiku about getting out of bed
    no no no no no.
    no no no no no no no.
    no no no no no.

  19. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 10:47am EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    I don't expect things to be
    handed to me. Just put it down where ever.

  20. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 7:54am EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    I'm sorry for some of the
    things I've said out of hunger.

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