Best Pets Quotes This Month

happiest*
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 2:10pm UTC

what do you mean no pets allowed this is my sister

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 3:10pm UTC

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU START PETTING A PET AND YOU CAN SEE THEIR EYES GET ALL SQUINTY AND THEY MOVE CLOSER TOWARDS YOU LIKE THEYRE JUST CHILLIN SOAKING UP ALL YOUR ATTENTION AND IT WARMS YOUR HEART BECAUSE THEY APPEAR VISIBLY HAPPY AND THAT IN TURN MAKES YOU HAPPY AND LIKE LIFE IS GREAT FROM THAT POINT ONWARD

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lithium*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 3:53pm UTC

"Be nice to your pets. They have a very small life and you are a god to them. Guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide, and leave them with the best impression of earth."
— tumblr
format by Ethanol

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brillt27
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:00pm UTC

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
July 11, 2014 10:36pm UTC

i don't understand how i can get so much joy from covering
my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 7:02pm UTC

AMERICAN WITTIANS.
Please ensure your pets are in a safe,secure place,
away from windows and with an area where they can 'hide'
(like a bed they can crawl under) if fireworks are going off in your area.
The loud noises and bright lights can be utterly terrifyingfor animals,
and they may try to run away and get hurt.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:46pm UTC

Girls:
you can make fun of thier boyfriends, some will even laugh,
but they'd kill you if you make fun of thier pets

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 10:16am UTC

wittyxxgirlxx format do not remove
One time I got a fish and my dad
made me name it James Pond

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 8:39pm UTC

❝Be the person your dog thinks you are.

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mars*
posted a quote
July 28, 2014 2:56pm UTC

Forcing my pets to spend time with me like-
*

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 10:09pm UTC

The new witty omg..
this is so confusing..
So this is how my pets feel when I throw a blanket over
them and watch them try to get out.. (　ﾟдﾟ)

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okay*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 4:03pm UTC

things to do when you're bored;
1. find a fly.
2.put the fly in the freezer for ten mins.
3.get the fly out, it will be unconcious, not dead.
4.put a strand of string around the fly
5.wait till it wakes
AND BAM! YOUR VERY OWN PET FLY.

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capsized*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 3:55am UTC

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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Revolution
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 2:52pm UTC

If our pets could talk,
I would have to get rid of my cat.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 7:08pm UTC

I want to get twin puppies and name one Butter and the other 'I can't believe it's not Butter'
So when I call for Butter and the other one comes I can say, 'I can't believe it's not Butter'

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Steve*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 7:05pm UTC

I'm glad my pet's can't talk..
They know too much.

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