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  1. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2015 9:06am UTC
    Someone is always by my side
    My cat
    She basically follows me everywhere
    She sleeps by my side at night
    She never leaves me
    When I leave, she gets sad
    and she is happy
    whenever I come home
    I would say
    I am her favorite human
    It is really adorable

  2. Anobrain* Anobrain*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2015 9:07pm UTC
    can hear someone making food downstairs, so i went to go see who it was, turns out it is my cat making food for his friends cause they are all playing poker
    idk if this is a dream or real life but im tired

  3. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 4:31am UTC
    TBH HAVING YOUR
    dog comfort you while you're crying is probably one of the nicest feelings. ♥
    Amenah's format

  4. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2015 6:50pm UTC
    It really nice when you own a bunch of pets, like cats and dogs, and they all have completely different personalities, and out of all the family members, one of those pets picks you as their favorite human
    Pets are wonderful, especially cats

  5. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2015 3:44pm UTC
    I understand why I get along better with pets than people

  6. JumpingJellybeans* JumpingJellybeans*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2015 10:17pm UTC
    Why am I labeled an activist
    because of my want for all creatures on this earth (including us nasty humans) to be treated fairly, kindly, and live harmoniously together?
    Shouldn't it be the other way around?
    Shouldn't people who are mean and cruel be labeled?
    Shouldn't it just be "normal" to be nice, helpful, and actively make the world a better place?!
    I dunno, maybe my mind just works different.

  7. Cupcake145* Cupcake145*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    When you accidentally hurt your pet and you're like, " oh my gosh" I'm so sorry!" and they walk away so you run after them like, " let me love you!".

  8. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 2:56pm UTC
    Forcing my pets to spend time with me like-
    *

  9. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 10:36pm UTC
    i don't understand how i can get so much joy from covering
    my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

  10. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    When you have an over sensitive pet or a scared pet or a pet that can get easily frightened by things, it can be annoying
    I have a dog, who is so skittish, she barks at any noise in the house
    I have a cat who gets afraid of everything. My dad talks really loudly, if my cat is standing near by she will run downstairs if my dad's voice is too loud
    I have four other cats, all with names
    But my favorite cat, the over sensitve one, doesn't have a name, we just call her "the black cat" becuase she is solid black and we just never named her like all of our other cats.
    And my cat is incredibly quiet, sometimes I can't tell when she is behind me. It's cute, in a creepy but cute kind of way. She walks so softely, I can't even hear her when she comes up the stairs, and she is really fast
    She loves me a lot. She follows me everywhere. She sleeps in my bed every night
    One time I didn't know she was behind me, and I stepped on her tail, and she ran from me because it hurt her, I felt so bad
    Then another time, she accidently scratched me, which she never does, she is the nicest cat
    And it hurt when she scratched me so of course, I yelled at her.
    And she got so scared and ran from me. It took me forever to convince her I wasn't mad at her. Eventually I made up with her
    Over sensitve pets, I still love them:)

  11. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:04pm UTC
    There is someone in my life who looks at me with loving eyes, refuses to leave my side, follows me everywhere, and always pays attention to me.
    No, its not a person
    It's my cat:)
    They say animals can be better than people. I agree with that

  12. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 5:44pm UTC
    My cat likes to lay on my hair
    It's cute and all, i guess she thinks its a blanket
    When I try to get up, my cat thinks my hair is a toy
    And then she pulls it
    It really hurts
    If I am sitting on the sofa, my hair (which is really long) is always getting tugged on by my cat
    My cat doesn't need cat toys, my hair is her toy:)

  13. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 3:09pm UTC
    **************
    Two friends seperated
    One in New York
    One in Maryland
    This is our story
    (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyBdTRBAUtM)
    **************

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 3:55am UTC
    Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

  15. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    Re-watching the classic movies with your pets while eating candy canes in your pajamas.

  16. CatchYourPandas CatchYourPandas
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Reasons to marry me:
    we'd eat pizza and listen to good music together
    and we'd probably fck 14 times a week and buy
    too many pets and build pillow forts

  17. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    never trust aperson who talks to their petsin their normal voice

  18. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
    I'm thankful for my friends, family, pets, best friend, followers, freedom, education, and heroes. I'm thankful for music, photography, having faith, the strength I have to make it through the day, the courage I have to be myself, and never giving up.

  19. -JessehBabeh-* -JessehBabeh-*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 10:28am UTC
    Sometimes I feel like only my cat loves me.
    But I don't think I want to grow up and live with like, 80 cats all by myself. As much as I love my cat.

  20. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    Dear pets,
    I am not made out of bacon
    -Sincerely, quit licking my feet

:)

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