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things to do when you're bored;
1. find a fly.
2.put the fly in the freezer for ten mins.
3.get the fly out, it will be unconcious, not dead.
4.put a strand of string around the fly
5.wait till it wakes

AND BAM! YOUR VERY OWN PET FLY.
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things to do when you're bored; 1. find a fly. 2.put the

50 faves · 3 comments · Oct 25, 2013 4:03pm

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath · 9 years ago
I think that's worse than killing it
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*VA VA VOOM* · 9 years ago
WOAH.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PET FLY!!!!
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Butterbear · 9 years ago
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS
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