Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

brillt27

Status: wow i havent been on in 7 months

Member Since: 27 Jun 2013 10:03pm

Last Seen: 15 Apr 2014 01:21pm

Birthday: August 10

Location: Ireland (no i dont know niall horan)

Gender: F

user id: 364489

96 Quotes
357 Favorites
52 Following
56 Followers
60 Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report


Áine. Ireland. 18*.

I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow ;)




*heh hi i haven't been on witty in 7 months. im 18 now like i can drink and drive legally (not at the same time) and i'm doing my leaving cert UI2HEJHUG3PRFIWRG what is life. tbh im only on this again to procrastinate studying because omg leaving cert = stress. i just want money i dont even want a job. gah. im amazed i have any followers left. i kinda forgot about witty and i got a tumblr and yeah. since i was on last we moved to dublin. its all shits and giggles. anyway ill probably never log in again but whatever.
  1. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:15pm EDT
    ladies, some advice:
    any guy can look cool on a motorcycle. if you really wanna know what kind of man you got...
    watch him walk into an unexpected spider web

  2. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:05pm EDT
    i never befriend other serial killers.
    they're all backstabbers

  3. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:03pm EDT
    friend: did you just fall down?
    me: no. i gave the floor a hug.
    friend: but you were crying..
    me: IT WAS EMOTIONAL OKAY

  4. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:00pm EDT
    i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

  5. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:48pm EDT
    my family is so poor we all instagram the same plate of food.

  6. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:44pm EDT
    how come when you call 911 its always a woman?
    i just want to hear a guy answer the phone and be like
    "dude, send me pics"

  7. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:42pm EDT
    how much of this no more tears shampoo do i have to feed this baby before it shuts up?

  8. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:56am EDT
    cop: do you know why i stopped you?
    me: because you were picked on throughout high school and for once in your sh*tty life you have power?

  9. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:53am EDT
    you know what's easier than putting on sunscreen?
    not going outside.
    ._.

  10. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:51am EDT
    "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER!"
    i screamed at my step ladder.

  11. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:48am EDT
    i have friends but i also have no friends at the same time
    ya feel me?

  12. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:45am EDT
    so my dad just walked past my room and shouted
    "IF THAT'S A BOY IN THERE YOU'RE MAKING OUT WITH I WANT HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE IN TWO MINUTES!"
    ..i was eating pot noodles

  13. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 4:48pm EDT
    the generation of today are so allergic to everything future wars will be fought by people throwing bags of peanuts and cat fur at each other

  14. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 4:43pm EDT
    teacher: today we're watching a movie!
    me: f*ck yeah!
    teacher: so get out a paper and take notes
    me: f*ck you and everyone in your household.

  15. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 1:02pm EDT
    "EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN!!!!"
    ".....hey you cant hit me im a girl"

  16. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 12:58pm EDT
    deleting music from your phone to make space is like killing one of your children cos you cant feed them all

  17. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 12:53pm EDT
    so my dad was shocked to find out that the toaster wasn't waterproof..

  18. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 1:36pm EDT
    i threw a boomerang three years ago and it never came back.
    Now i live everyday in fear.

  19. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 1:29pm EDT
    i was in a serious relationship once. we never even smiled.

  20. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 1:23pm EDT
    don't judge me for something i did a few seconds ago i've changed since then

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2019 Witty Profiles