France Quotes

TheCovertComic
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April 16, 2022 3:46am UTC

My French girlfriend says she wants to make love with me in Crème Fraîche. Where in France is that?

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basorexia*
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November 13, 2015 10:32pm UTC

I would #PrayforParis but it won't bring anyone back. So instead, #RIP to all those innocent civilians who lost their lives.

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ShadowBlack
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September 8, 2014 7:56pm UTC

All I want to do is go back to Paris...

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confused*
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February 11, 2014 4:35pm UTC

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite croissants

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CJFlowers
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January 1, 2014 3:48pm UTC

Was skiing today in France (for a holiday)...I hate it when I ski with professionals (because i look rubbish compared to them), but when i see beginners (or kids) trying to snow plough, i'm like "right my time to shine", and then i look talented as i do my impressive parallel turns and ski past them haha

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 5:50pm UTC

I always think of Canada as being the lovechild of England and France
after a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with
its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family. And Canada
wanted to be exactly like America but ended up being the nicer one who
makes friends with everyone easily.

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KissMyAxe
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 12:54pm UTC

england: someone go call america for me.
france: how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--
canada: aHEM.
england:
france:
canada: WHAT TEAM??
[stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]
america: [bUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR]
america: WILDCATS

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Onix*
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September 18, 2013 9:01am UTC

Fun fact #0007
One day I'll move to france and I'll be a mime,so I won't have to learn the language
because my language-learning skills sucks.

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Onism*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 2:13pm UTC

My bright orange fanta can
looked completely colourless
IN THE TUNNEL THAT TOOK ME INTO CALAIS.
The vibrant green of the trees,
On an avenue in the rain
LOOKED DULL AND IN GRAYSCALE
eventhough my camera was set on 'auto'.
and when I looked over all my photographs
on the way back home, I found they all (I)
looked HOLLOW AND DEJECTED
without you in them (next to me)
(S.H)

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 3:54pm UTC

l'esprit de l'escalier (French)
That feeling you get when you leave a
conversation and think of all the things you
should have said.
There is no word in the English language for
this.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 10:15am UTC

Yo, France! Imma let you finish, but America had one of the best revolutions of all time.

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 2:35pm UTC

So, in 3 days I'll be in France.
Can I just like wake up from this dream now or....

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*VA VA VOOM*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 1:20pm UTC

Me: I'm not scared of spiders at all.
Me: In France everyone looked so scared while I was just standing there laughing.
Me: It was kinda awkward though...

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:58pm UTC

FRANCE: zero
FRANCE: one
FRANCE: two
FRANCE: three
FRANCE: four
FRANCE: five
FRANCE: six
FRANCE: seven
FRANCE: eight
FRANCE: nine
FRANCE: ten
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FRANCE: twelve
FRANCE: thirteen
FRANCE: fourteen
FRANCE: fifteen
FRANCE: sixteen
FRANCE: TEN-SEVEN
FRANCE: TEN-EIGHT
FRANCE: TEN-NINE
FRANCE: twenty
FRANCE: TWENTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: twenty-two
FRANCE: twenty-three
FRANCE: twenty-four
FRANCE: twenty-five
FRANCE: twenty-six
FRANCE: twenty-seven
FRANCE: twenty-eight
FRANCE: twenty-nine
FRANCE: thirty
FRANCE: THIRTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: thirty-two
FRANCE: thirty-three
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FRANCE: thirty-five
FRANCE: thirty-six
FRANCE: thirty-seven
FRANCE: thirty-eight
FRANCE: thirty-nine
FRANCE: forty
FRANCE: FORTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: forty-two
FRANCE: forty-three
FRANCE: forty-four
FRANCE: forty-five
FRANCE: forty-six
FRANCE: forty-seven
FRANCE: forty-eight
FRANCE: forty-nine
FRANCE: fifty
FRANCE: FIFTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: fifty-two
FRANCE: fifty-three
FRANCE: fifty-four
FRANCE: fifty-five
FRANCE: fifty-six
FRANCE: fifty-seven
FRANCE: fifty-eight
FRANCE: fifty-nine
FRANCE: sixty
FRANCE: SIXTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: sixty-two
FRANCE: sixty-three
FRANCE: sixty-four
FRANCE: sixty-five
FRANCE: sixty-six
FRANCE: sixty-seven
FRANCE: sixty-eight
FRANCE: sixty-nine
FRANCE: SIXTY-TEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-ELEVEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-TWELVE
FRANCE: SIXTY-THIRTEEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-FOURTEEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-FIFTEEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-SIXTEEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-TEN-SEVEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-TEN-EIGHT
FRANCE: SIXTY-TEN-NINE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TWO
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-THREE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-FOUR
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-FIVE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-SIX
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-SEVEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-EIGHT
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-NINE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-ELEVEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TWELVE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-THIRTEEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-FOURTEEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-FIFTEEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-SIXTEEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TEN-SEVEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TEN-EIGHT
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TEN-NINE
FRANCE: one hundred

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p0kemon
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:44pm UTC

"I see London, I see France."
"you have really good eyesight."

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Hale_Storm18
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May 4, 2013 4:08pm UTC

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means
"earth apple". Like, what stupid Frenchman saw a potato and said, "Zis petite legume looks like a, how you say, apple! Hmmm...but it grows in ze earth. Hon hon hon! Mais oui! C'est une pomme de terre!"

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Hale_Storm18
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April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
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March 26, 2013 6:53pm UTC

PLEASE READ
now that i have your attention, this is for anyone against homosexuality and gay marriage
First of all, nowhere in the bible did Jesus or God or anybody mention anything against homosexuality. If you're basing this off of the Old Testament, that also said that it was sinful to eat pork and shellfish, are you going to listen to that? The New Testament refers to male prostitution and molestation. Yes, the authors of the NT spoke against homosexuality, but nowhere did they mention it was sinful or unnatural. Another point you said, "gays can't have children." Well, I don't think breeding is really an issue anymore, obviously because there are what, almost 7 billion people on the planet. I don't think a couple-hundred gays are a problem. Gay's who want kids also help out with kids who don't have homes, are in foster care or orphanages, so they don't need to have kids. Another thing about the bible is that it also mentioned (as legal marriages) 'a rapist and his victim,' 'a man and many wives,' a soldier and his war prisoner,' and do you think that's legal and okay? If you just think it's 'disgusting' then you can go back to the 18th century with your sexist, homophobic self.
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DakotaMeraz
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 12:59pm UTC

ahahahahahahahaha
Ireland are beating France
ahahahahahahahaha

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PandaBear_
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 10:15pm UTC

Tangled in Two
Chapter Seven
"Bonjour Madamosielle." A man greated me once I went to grab my luggage.
"Bonjour." I smiled a little.
"Où êtes-vous? Le America?" He continued the conversation.
Um, he said America right?
"Oui." I looked at him after I yanked my luggage off the revolver.
"Parlez-vous français?" He smiled at me.
"Um-" I began to say.
"I'm Nate." He laughed sticking out his hand.
"I just wanted to see how long we could go talking in French." He smiled at me.
I shook his hand and smiled, "Hope."
"Hmm, Hope. I like that." He thought out loud.
I awkwardly smiled at him, "Well, I have to go now."
"Oh, me too! Catch ya around. Maybe." He smiled.
He seemed genuinely nice, but I'm just not that into meeting new people.
But, part of me hopes that all the people here are that nice.
I walked outside and was immeditely greeted with bright sunshine.
Wow, I could get used to this.
I walked over to a cab.
"Bonjour." The driver smiled back at me.
"Bonjour." I replied and handed him a piece of paper with my boarding school's name on it.
"Moi French is uh bad." I said looking at him.
"I deal with tourists all the time." A smile appeared across their face.
Great, he's only the second person I made myself look like a fool in front of.
Wait, he's only the second person I've talked to since I've arrived in this country.
I plopped down in the back seat and sighed, "Right."
My school was about a fifteen minute drive from the airport, not that bad at all.
"How much is it?" I asked.
French cab drivers don't have one of those meter things on their dashboards.
"On the house. Welcome to France Kiddo, have fun."
He smiled and helped me get my suitcases out of the trunk.
He placed them on the curb and drove off.
I stood their on the sidewalk and looked up in awe.
This school was huge and so beautiful.
At least my mom sent me off to some nice place.
I took in a deep breath and started walking through the gates.

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