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AwesomeUsername

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Member Since: 9 Jul 2011 08:50pm

Last Seen: 9 Aug 2018 05:00am

Location: Hogwarts during the school year, Camp Half-Blood during the summer

user id: 192755

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»My name is Harry Potter, I'm the king of the school.«
 
I'm better than everybody in the school
I'm hip and I'm awesome; all the girls know my name.
H-h-harry Potter-er-er -- that is my name.
Harry Potter, Harry Potter.
(do the shoo-be-doo-wops)
♥[[shoo-be-doo-wop, shoo-be-doo-wop]]♥

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  1. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    I'm so stubborn, I'd rather write my own history book
    Where the world don't give a f//ck about how you physically look

  2. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    soul eater had an entire section
    where the main characters swapped genders and slowly
    changed back to in order of who was the most perverted
    what can u say about ur favorite anime

  3. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    Away messages category
    =
    "I don't know where to put
    this quote"

  4. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    me: *browses through witty*
    me: *sees quote*
    quote: this quote is ugly, so you'll ignore it
    me: yup
    me: *scrolls past*

  5. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    it makes me uncomfortable when white males call each other "brother"
    last thing i want is a bunch of white dudes in a brotherhood
    we've seen what happens when y'all get together and i'm not having it

  6. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    You were named after two
    of the bravest men I've ever known, Albus Severus Potter Sonic Mario Potter

  7. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    Kanye West: Never was much of a romantic, I could never take that intimacy. And I know I did damage, cause the look in your eyes is killing me. I guess you had an advantage, cause you could blame me for anything. And I don't know how I'ma manage if one day you just up and leave.
    Jay-Z: And if the day comes I only see him on the weekend, I just pray we was in love the night we conceived him. Promise to never leave him even if his mama tweakin', cause my dad left me and I promised: Never repeat him.
    Lauryn Hill: Girlfriend, let me break it down for you again. You know I only say it cuz I'm truly genuine: Don't be a hard rock when you really are gem. Baby girl, respect is just a minimum.
    Tupac: But I wonder why we take from our women; why we r/pe our women; do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't, we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one. So will the real men let up? I know you're fed up, ladies, but keep your head up.
    Common: It's important we communicate and tune the fate of this union to the right pitch. I never call you my b/tch or even my boo. There's so much in a name and so much more in you.
    Lil Wayne: And if you come from under that water then there's fresh air. Just breathe, baby. God's got a blessing to spare. Yes, I know the process is so much stress, but it's the progress that feels the best. Cause I came from the projects straight to success and you're next. So try. They can't steal your pride, it's inside. Then find it and keep on grinding, cause in every dark cloud there's a silver lining. I know.
    Rap/hip-hop can be inpirational or meaningful.

  8. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    if you tell someone your problems and they say,
    "I'll pray for you" and you go, "I'm an athiest" or "I'm agnostic"
    or state that you aren't the same religion as them,
    you need to go f/ck yourself.

  9. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    If it actually started raining men, I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof.
    under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

  11. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    the people who say ,
    “oh you call me a b/tch well a b/tch is a dog dogs bark bark is on a tree trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful so thaNKS FOR CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL”
    when they're called a b/tch are the people you need to sacrifice to aztec gods

  12. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    at least batman didn't have to worry about his parents
    friending him on facebook let's look on the bright side

  13. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    The line of clothes that Beyonce did for H&M will probably beyonsale soon.

  14. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    Friend: Guess what!
    Me: What?
    Friend: GUESS!!!
    Me: Someone punched you in the throat for making them guess stuff???
    - Why I have no friends

  15. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Rappers would make bad burglars
    because they can't stop telling people that they're "IN DA HOUSE!!"

  16. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    "T.HANKS"
    -Thank You card from Tom Hanks

  17. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE WAS BORN YESTERDAY
    (I've always wanted to say that... congrats Will and Kate)

  18. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    why do girls spend hundreds of dollars on makeup just so they can look like they aren't wearing makeup

  19. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    I'm not giving up. I'm just giving in.

  20. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Lisztomania
    -A need to listen to music all the time.

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