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»My name is Harry Potter, I'm the king of the school.«
I'm better than everybody in the school
I'm hip and I'm awesome; all the girls know my name.
H-h-harry Potter-er-er -- that is my name.
Harry Potter, Harry Potter.
(do the shoo-be-doo-wops)
♥[[shoo-be-doo-wop, shoo-be-doo-wop]]♥

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posted a quote
August 17, 2013 11:17pm UTC

I'm so stubborn, I'd rather write my own history book
Where the world don't give a f//ck about how you physically look

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August 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC

soul eater had an entire section
where the main characters swapped genders and slowly
changed back to in order of who was the most perverted
what can u say about ur favorite anime

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August 17, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Away messages category
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"I don't know where to put
this quote"

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August 17, 2013 6:16pm UTC

me: *browses through witty*
me: *sees quote*
quote: this quote is ugly, so you'll ignore it
me: yup
me: *scrolls past*

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posted a quote
August 14, 2013 6:22pm UTC

it makes me uncomfortable when white males call each other "brother"
last thing i want is a bunch of white dudes in a brotherhood
we've seen what happens when y'all get together and i'm not having it

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posted a quote
August 9, 2013 9:56pm UTC

You were named after two
of the bravest men I've ever known, Albus Severus Potter Sonic Mario Potter

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August 7, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Kanye West: Never was much of a romantic, I could never take that intimacy. And I know I did damage, cause the look in your eyes is killing me. I guess you had an advantage, cause you could blame me for anything. And I don't know how I'ma manage if one day you just up and leave.
Jay-Z: And if the day comes I only see him on the weekend, I just pray we was in love the night we conceived him. Promise to never leave him even if his mama tweakin', cause my dad left me and I promised: Never repeat him.
Lauryn Hill: Girlfriend, let me break it down for you again. You know I only say it cuz I'm truly genuine: Don't be a hard rock when you really are gem. Baby girl, respect is just a minimum.
Tupac: But I wonder why we take from our women; why we r/pe our women; do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't, we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one. So will the real men let up? I know you're fed up, ladies, but keep your head up.
Common: It's important we communicate and tune the fate of this union to the right pitch. I never call you my b/tch or even my boo. There's so much in a name and so much more in you.
Lil Wayne: And if you come from under that water then there's fresh air. Just breathe, baby. God's got a blessing to spare. Yes, I know the process is so much stress, but it's the progress that feels the best. Cause I came from the projects straight to success and you're next. So try. They can't steal your pride, it's inside. Then find it and keep on grinding, cause in every dark cloud there's a silver lining. I know.
Rap/hip-hop can be inpirational or meaningful.

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August 1, 2013 8:34pm UTC

if you tell someone your problems and they say,
"I'll pray for you" and you go, "I'm an athiest" or "I'm agnostic"
or state that you aren't the same religion as them,
you need to go f/ck yourself.

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posted a quote
July 30, 2013 4:36pm UTC

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July 26, 2013 6:49pm UTC

If it actually started raining men, I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof.
under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

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posted a quote
July 26, 2013 6:38pm UTC

the people who say ,
“oh you call me a b/tch well a b/tch is a dog dogs bark bark is on a tree trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful so thaNKS FOR CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL”
when they're called a b/tch are the people you need to sacrifice to aztec gods

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July 23, 2013 7:25pm UTC

at least batman didn't have to worry about his parents
friending him on facebook let's look on the bright side

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July 23, 2013 7:22pm UTC

The line of clothes that Beyonce did for H&M will probably beyonsale soon.

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July 23, 2013 7:19pm UTC

Friend: Guess what!
Me: What?
Friend: GUESS!!!
Me: Someone punched you in the throat for making them guess stuff???
- Why I have no friends

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posted a quote
July 23, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Rappers would make bad burglars
because they can't stop telling people that they're "IN DA HOUSE!!"

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posted a quote
July 23, 2013 7:10pm UTC

"T.HANKS"
-Thank You card from Tom Hanks

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posted a quote
July 23, 2013 7:02pm UTC

THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE WAS BORN YESTERDAY
(I've always wanted to say that... congrats Will and Kate)

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posted a quote
July 20, 2013 4:15pm UTC

why do girls spend hundreds of dollars on makeup just so they can look like they aren't wearing makeup

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posted a quote
July 18, 2013 3:54pm UTC

I'm not giving up. I'm just giving in.

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posted a quote
July 14, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Lisztomania
-A need to listen to music all the time.

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