Best France Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 4:25pm UTC

One time I wondered why France had so many revolutions.
Then I asked a French guy and he said, "We are angry literally all the time."

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 5:50pm UTC

I always think of Canada as being the lovechild of England and France
after a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with
its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family. And Canada
wanted to be exactly like America but ended up being the nicer one who
makes friends with everyone easily.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 4:08pm UTC

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means
"earth apple". Like, what stupid Frenchman saw a potato and said, "Zis petite legume looks like a, how you say, apple! Hmmm...but it grows in ze earth. Hon hon hon! Mais oui! C'est une pomme de terre!"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 10:15am UTC

Yo, France! Imma let you finish, but America had one of the best revolutions of all time.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 3:51pm UTC

France: ten
France: twenty
France: thirty
France: fourty
France: fifty
France: sixty
France:
France:
France: sixty ten
World: France, what are you do-
France: four twenties
World: France, stop it
France: four twenties ten
World: France, that doesnt even make sense
France:
France:
France:
France:
France: Hundred

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*VA VA VOOM*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 1:20pm UTC

Me: I'm not scared of spiders at all.
Me: In France everyone looked so scared while I was just standing there laughing.
Me: It was kinda awkward though...

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 3:54pm UTC

l'esprit de l'escalier (French)
That feeling you get when you leave a
conversation and think of all the things you
should have said.
There is no word in the English language for
this.

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 6:53pm UTC

PLEASE READ
now that i have your attention, this is for anyone against homosexuality and gay marriage
First of all, nowhere in the bible did Jesus or God or anybody mention anything against homosexuality. If you're basing this off of the Old Testament, that also said that it was sinful to eat pork and shellfish, are you going to listen to that? The New Testament refers to male prostitution and molestation. Yes, the authors of the NT spoke against homosexuality, but nowhere did they mention it was sinful or unnatural. Another point you said, "gays can't have children." Well, I don't think breeding is really an issue anymore, obviously because there are what, almost 7 billion people on the planet. I don't think a couple-hundred gays are a problem. Gay's who want kids also help out with kids who don't have homes, are in foster care or orphanages, so they don't need to have kids. Another thing about the bible is that it also mentioned (as legal marriages) 'a rapist and his victim,' 'a man and many wives,' a soldier and his war prisoner,' and do you think that's legal and okay? If you just think it's 'disgusting' then you can go back to the 18th century with your sexist, homophobic self.
♥
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f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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p0kemon
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:44pm UTC

"I see London, I see France."
"you have really good eyesight."

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Onism*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 2:13pm UTC

My bright orange fanta can
looked completely colourless
IN THE TUNNEL THAT TOOK ME INTO CALAIS.
The vibrant green of the trees,
On an avenue in the rain
LOOKED DULL AND IN GRAYSCALE
eventhough my camera was set on 'auto'.
and when I looked over all my photographs
on the way back home, I found they all (I)
looked HOLLOW AND DEJECTED
without you in them (next to me)
(S.H)

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Ralph*
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:26pm UTC

He tries not to smile, noticing that she's intimidated by him.
He wasn't sure what was so striking about it, just maybe the thought of it.
She smiles timidly at him when she sits on the couch over his own.
She expresses her manners through a timid tongue.
Red is the color of her cheeks when he tries to speak to her, make her unafraid.
Red is the color of his blood when he unintentionally tears his bottom lip open.
In his car, she sits in the back, quietly humming along to the repetitive melodies.
In his seat, he thinks of how things will be when she's a little older for him.
They laugh and joke a little, but never a true conversation.
They silently say the things that aren't ready to be said.
Intimidation may be one's key to their locked-up heart.♥

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Emmi89
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 2:13pm UTC

je t'aime
♥
(I love you)

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basorexia*
posted a quote
November 13, 2015 10:32pm UTC

I would #PrayforParis but it won't bring anyone back. So instead, #RIP to all those innocent civilians who lost their lives.

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CJFlowers
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 3:48pm UTC

Was skiing today in France (for a holiday)...I hate it when I ski with professionals (because i look rubbish compared to them), but when i see beginners (or kids) trying to snow plough, i'm like "right my time to shine", and then i look talented as i do my impressive parallel turns and ski past them haha

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KissMyAxe
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 12:54pm UTC

england: someone go call america for me.
france: how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--
canada: aHEM.
england:
france:
canada: WHAT TEAM??
[stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]
america: [bUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR]
america: WILDCATS

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Onix*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 9:01am UTC

Fun fact #0007
One day I'll move to france and I'll be a mime,so I won't have to learn the language
because my language-learning skills sucks.

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:58pm UTC

FRANCE: zero
FRANCE: one
FRANCE: two
FRANCE: three
FRANCE: four
FRANCE: five
FRANCE: six
FRANCE: seven
FRANCE: eight
FRANCE: nine
FRANCE: ten
FRANCE: eleven
FRANCE: twelve
FRANCE: thirteen
FRANCE: fourteen
FRANCE: fifteen
FRANCE: sixteen
FRANCE: TEN-SEVEN
FRANCE: TEN-EIGHT
FRANCE: TEN-NINE
FRANCE: twenty
FRANCE: TWENTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: twenty-two
FRANCE: twenty-three
FRANCE: twenty-four
FRANCE: twenty-five
FRANCE: twenty-six
FRANCE: twenty-seven
FRANCE: twenty-eight
FRANCE: twenty-nine
FRANCE: thirty
FRANCE: THIRTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: thirty-two
FRANCE: thirty-three
FRANCE: thirty-four
FRANCE: thirty-five
FRANCE: thirty-six
FRANCE: thirty-seven
FRANCE: thirty-eight
FRANCE: thirty-nine
FRANCE: forty
FRANCE: FORTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: forty-two
FRANCE: forty-three
FRANCE: forty-four
FRANCE: forty-five
FRANCE: forty-six
FRANCE: forty-seven
FRANCE: forty-eight
FRANCE: forty-nine
FRANCE: fifty
FRANCE: FIFTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: fifty-two
FRANCE: fifty-three
FRANCE: fifty-four
FRANCE: fifty-five
FRANCE: fifty-six
FRANCE: fifty-seven
FRANCE: fifty-eight
FRANCE: fifty-nine
FRANCE: sixty
FRANCE: SIXTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: sixty-two
FRANCE: sixty-three
FRANCE: sixty-four
FRANCE: sixty-five
FRANCE: sixty-six
FRANCE: sixty-seven
FRANCE: sixty-eight
FRANCE: sixty-nine
FRANCE: SIXTY-TEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-ELEVEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-TWELVE
FRANCE: SIXTY-THIRTEEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-FOURTEEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-FIFTEEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-SIXTEEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-TEN-SEVEN
FRANCE: SIXTY-TEN-EIGHT
FRANCE: SIXTY-TEN-NINE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-AND-ONE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TWO
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-THREE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-FOUR
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-FIVE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-SIX
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-SEVEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-EIGHT
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-NINE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-ELEVEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TWELVE
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-THIRTEEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-FOURTEEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-FIFTEEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-SIXTEEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TEN-SEVEN
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TEN-EIGHT
FRANCE: FOURTY-TWENTY-TEN-NINE
FRANCE: one hundred

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confused*
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 4:35pm UTC

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite croissants

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 2:35pm UTC

So, in 3 days I'll be in France.
Can I just like wake up from this dream now or....

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