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1. wishicouldfindyou
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2013 5:05pm UTC
   IS YOUR NAME WIFI?
   BECAUSE I'M FEELING THE CONNECTION
   
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2. wishicouldfindyou
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2013 12:52pm UTC
   I feel as if I'm never anyone's first choice
   Neither their favourite
   Even if people tell me I'm important to them
   Or I mean a lot to them
   I know they're always someone they prefer to be with
   Someone they chose over me
   And that hurts
   nmf/nmq
   
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3. wishicouldfindyou
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2013 8:30am UTC
   are you a smoke detector?
   because you are loud and annoying as f/ck
   
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4. wishicouldfindyou
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 10:28pm UTC
   I AM SO MAD AT YOU THAT I WANNA EGG YOUR HOUSE
   BUT ONLY WITH, LIKE, ONE EGG
   A CHOCOLATE EGG
   PLAced gingerly at your doorstep.
   Because I like you.
   A//HOLE.
   
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5. wishicouldfindyou
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2013 6:03pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   I got a crush on you
   I hope you feel the way that I do
   
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6. wishicouldfindyou
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2013 5:56pm UTC
   It lasted forever
   ~~~~~~~AND ENDED SO SOON
   
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7. wishicouldfindyou
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 9:38pm UTC
   One day before breakfast, an
   orage rolled off the counter
   and excaped its fate, bounding
   happily through the kitchen door.
   Filled with hope,
   the egg followed.
   The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories by Joseph Gordon Levitt
   
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8. wishicouldfindyou
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 9:12pm UTC
   -----------------------♥-----------------------
   If i read our story backwards, it's about how I un-broke your heart, and then we were happy until on day, you forgot about me
   FOREVER
   ----------------------♥----------------------
   
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9. wishicouldfindyou
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2013 9:32pm UTC
   Spongebob: What if I break your trust someday?
   Patrick: Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is yours
   
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10. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    I fear I may be paranoid
    
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11. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
    Suddenly Lorrain died.
    At the funeral, the man stands up and sings "I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
    
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12. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    France: ten
    France: twenty
    France: thirty
    France: fourty
    France: fifty
    France: sixty
    France:
    France:
    France: sixty ten
    World: France, what are you do-
    France: four twenties
    World: France, stop it
    France: four twenties ten
    World: France, that doesnt even make sense
    France:
    France:
    France:
    France:
    France: Hundred
    
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13. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    I'M ONLY
    RESPONSIBLE
    FOR WHAT
    I SAY
    NOT FOR
    WHAT YOU
    UNDERSTAND
    
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14. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    Keep your thoughts positive because your thoughts become
    Your words
    Keep your words positive because your words become
    Your behavior
    Keep your behavior positive because your behavior becomes
    Your habits
    Keep your habits positive because your habits become
    Your values
    Keep your values positive because your values become
    Your Destiny
    ~Mahatma Gandhi
    
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15. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 11:45am UTC
    ----------❤----------
    Do you ever get so bored of the internet
    that you go on the internet?
    ----------❤----------.
    
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16. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    -----------------------♥-----------------------
    You don't know frustration until you've tried plugging something into a socket in the
    DARK
    ----------------------♥----------------------
    
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17. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
    The seductive power of a decent vocabulary ♥
    *NOTMINE*
    
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18. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    obviously not your parents because they never knock.
    
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19. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 11:53am UTC
    It does not matterhow slow you go, as long as you are not in front of me.
    
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20. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
    because the p is silent
    also because he's dead
    
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