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Friend: How are you?

Me: *My boyfriend dumped me,i got low marks in exam,my phone broken,i couldn't sleep,my bff didn't show up today,my bff isn't real,mom has cleaned me my room* *But i'm too lazy to explain them all so*

Me: I'm fine.

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Friend: How are you? Me: *My boyfriend dumped me,i got low marks

12 faves · 2 comments · Apr 24, 2014 8:18am

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imlandon · 1 decade ago
Wow, your life must really stink
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RIP · 1 decade ago
lol i made them up but the part about my room was real -unfortunately- :D

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