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Fudding*

Status: i want a pet llama .-.

Member Since: 21 Jan 2014 12:53pm

Last Seen: 4 Feb 2015 10:00am

Location: On your window eating your cat.

Gender: F

user id: 377899

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Fudding*
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June 15, 2014 6:23pm UTC

I hasn't been on in a while. Sorry.

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Fudding*
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April 19, 2014 3:41pm UTC

Tumblr Boys on Instagram: All girls are beautiful
Tumblr Boys in real life: Why is that random potato with eyes always in the hallway?

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Fudding*
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April 17, 2014 2:33pm UTC

*phone beeps* missed cal from mom

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April 5, 2014 2:22pm UTC

This quote is no longer available. Sorry.

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April 1, 2014 5:53pm UTC

OMG GUYS
so there's this really cool way that
you can't crack an egg while holding
it. https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/--
x3AncR8x04/Uzs0TDjKmNI/AAAAAA
AAASI/I-w0L-SSPjU/s173-p/W0kzCP
W.png and no lie it actually works. :O
this IS NOT an april fools day joke
just try it.

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Fudding*
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March 28, 2014 7:53am UTC

So there was this one time someone on the instagrams commented on my post like,
Go kill yourself.
And you know what i said?
Ha Ha. Go f*ck a rat.

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Fudding*
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March 27, 2014 10:37pm UTC

asdfghjkling is officialy a word in the urban dictionary.

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March 25, 2014 6:17pm UTC

sometimes i widh i were a fairy so that i could shoot everyone in my school i hate with fairy glitter and be like fairy magic all around, b.ch

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Fudding*
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March 14, 2014 4:31pm UTC

HAPPY PI DAAAIII :D

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March 11, 2014 6:40pm UTC

*mom walks in on my shower*
i curse your cow
i curse your wi-fi signal
i curse your flappy bird game

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Fudding*
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March 8, 2014 1:25am UTC

Olympian: *Bites on Medal*
*There is really chocolate inside*

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March 4, 2014 1:56pm UTC

girls at my school: Guys that are good with kids are like so cute :D
Me: *smirks* so you like pedo's eh
cx

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March 4, 2014 1:42pm UTC

*starts singing Ariana Grande song for no reason*
*gets to high pitch part*
*mom walks in and thinks i have a perishing goat in my room, no lie*

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Fudding*
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March 4, 2014 7:22am UTC

PLOT TWIST THIS WINTER
Parents: i feel so f.cking dead inside (comute)
Me: No sh.t hole for me today!!!! *Pharell shows up in room with a bunch of back up dancers- happy song plays*(no school)

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March 3, 2014 11:45am UTC

Sometimes, i feel like doctors are pplayers. They make you feel special.....for a little while. They do have other patients.

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February 18, 2014 8:49am UTC

frigangdkfjgNWefoIWEdAWdAJShgUhsdfuduiefygeudhWUdW.... OPPA GANGNAM STYLE OP- OP- OP- OP- OPPA GANGNAM STYLE, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII SECCI LADAY..FROTUGNSORANARWIGGARIGGASORUMOGA

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February 9, 2014 4:17pm UTC

If i were a politician:
Me: DOES SOCIETY WANT US TO GET OUR BUTS OFF OF THE CHAIR?!?!
People: Yeah!!!
ME: ARE WE SUPOSSED TO GET OUR BUTS OFF THE CHAIRS???!!!???
People: Yeah!!!
Me: So are we gonna get our buts out of the chair?!?!?!?!
People: Yeah!
Me: lol nope. Send all of them to district twelve.

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February 2, 2014 10:58pm UTC

Does anyone else watch EkolarasMagnum, VMarsGilmoreGirlsFan, NatlieFirexx, on Youtube? Im currently watching about 23 sims 2 series at once because.......... idek tbh.

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Fudding*
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February 2, 2014 9:56pm UTC

Super Bowl: Im just here for the food and halftime. Please stfu and sit down.Alright?

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Fudding*
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February 2, 2014 3:52pm UTC

I just realized,
phones aren't even phones anymore.
They're cameras, video recorders, pagers, laptops,
but definitely not phones.

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