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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2015 4:10pm UTC
    Blaugargh, hmmmfap, yuuawflagabuggins.~Baby Shawn

  3. Aleximiicaa Aleximiicaa
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2015 5:13pm UTC
    "All Monsters Are Human."

  4. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2015 5:21pm UTC
    i am falling, and i'm too weak to fly

  5. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2015 5:36pm UTC
    Momma left strict instructions to knock you out.

  6. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 5:31pm UTC
    Michael,
    "Excuse me, uh, one question before we start here. Should you be drinking alcohol when you Don't have a liver?"
    Patrick,
    "What?"
    1o Things I Hate about You
    Format by: Amenah

  7. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 6:19pm UTC
    The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.

  8. bellacoolbird bellacoolbird
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    Roses are red violets are red
    Trees are red Bushes are red
    I set your garden on fire.....
    Saw this in a grumpy cat meme :D

  9. DeliriousMistakes DeliriousMistakes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 10:11am UTC
    "Like a cheese stick"
    "No dad, it's g6!"

  10. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 11:39pm UTC
    If you think someone is better off without you
    Chances are they probably aren't.

  11. Amburr Amburr
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 12:54am UTC
    I haven't posted in a year omg

  12. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 5:53am UTC
    I take you to be my lawful wedded text buddy. To have and harass, in rich quotes and nasty jokes, till dead battery do us part.

  13. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 2:22am UTC
    the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods

  14. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 3:20am UTC
    Homework: A
    Classwork: A
    Project: A
    Test: F
    Final Grade: F

  15. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 4:06am UTC
    I don't understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought
    i can't even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

  16. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 3:58am UTC
    me (surprised): omg
    me (amused): omg
    me (angry): omg
    me (sad): omg
    me (nostalgic): omg
    me (annoyed): omg
    me (scared: omg

  17. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 2:31am UTC
    a b d c e f g h i j k ayylmao p q r s t u v w x y z

  18. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    I only stay inside to avoid paparazzi. :)


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    When I hear the word "Thesaurus"
    I always think about Dinosaurs

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