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SarahLee3494

Status: The only guys I seem to like are the fictional ones.

Member Since: 6 Jun 2013 09:22pm

Last Seen: 10 Jun 2016 04:47pm

Location: Chicago, Illinois

Gender: F

user id: 362346

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  1. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2016 2:18am UTC
    Ever update an app and realize the "fixed issues" were all a lie and it will never be the same? That's what going back to an ex is like.

  2. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2015 11:35pm UTC
    Goodbye, my almost loverGoodbye, my hopeless dreamI'm trying not to think about youCan't you just let me be?So long, my luckless romanceMy back is turned on youShould've known you'd bring me heartacheAlmost lovers always do

  3. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2015 1:34pm UTC
    Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

  4. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2015 1:47pm UTC
    All the summer nights spent wondering So many questions asked, but no one's answering Would it be okay if I left today? Took my chances on what you said was wrong?

  5. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2015 1:43pm UTC
    There's a time and place for everything There's a reason why, certain people meet There's a destination for everyone What's the explanation, when we're done?

  6. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2015 1:41pm UTC
    Now here I sit so far awayRemembering all our memoriesIt's times like these that I miss you mostRemembering when we were so close

  7. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2015 1:19am UTC
    Scars remind us where we've been,But they don't have to dictate where we're going.

  8. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2015 11:49pm UTC
    I may not be the prettiest girl in the world with the best personality, but I'm perfectly happy waiting for the guy who thinks so♡

  9. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2015 11:40pm UTC
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  10. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2015 6:35am UTC
    Telling someone to not be sad because somebody else has it worse is like telling them to not be happy because somebody else has it better.

  11. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2015 7:11pm UTC
    I should win an Academy Award for every time I pretend not to see someone I know in public.

  12. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2015 3:13am UTC
    If I were a serial killer, my name would be "The Suspense" so my victims would be like "Oh know the Suspense is killing me!!" and we would both get a good laugh right before I kill them.

  13. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2015 7:37pm UTC
    If Jesus could walk on water, could he swim on land? #Deep

  14. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2015 9:06pm UTC
    So get back, back, back to where we lasted.Just like I imagine.I could never feel this way.So get back, back, back to the disaster.My heart's beating faster.Holding on to feel the same.

  15. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2015 3:14pm UTC
    If fear didn't exist I would run up to you and kiss you and tell you I love you ♡♡Lol jkjk I would eat 3 boxes of Oreos without the fear of getting fat.

  16. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2015 3:12pm UTC
    If fear didn't exist I would run up to you and kiss you and tell you I love you ♡♡Lol jkjk I would eat 3 boxes of Oreos without the fear of getting fat.

  17. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2015 3:58pm UTC
    Seriously considering opening a pizza place and naming it Another One Bites the Crust.

  18. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2015 1:28am UTC
    I feel the same way about turtles as I do Asian people.
    If they're not ninjas, I'm not interested.

  19. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2015 12:14am UTC
    My ex boyfriend had this weird fetish where he would dress up like himself and then act like a freaking Dick all of the time.

  20. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2015 11:03pm UTC
    Remember when I tried?I never strayed too far from youForever by your sideNo matter what I was going throughBut now I never know the things to say to youThat help me prove that I'm still on your sideI never show just what you do to meGuess I'm what's always wrong

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