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DeliriousMistakes

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Member Since: 22 May 2014 11:04am

Last Seen: 8 Jun 2014 02:07am

user id: 382354

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  1. DeliriousMistakes DeliriousMistakes
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 7:46am UTC
    If you didn't know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the wierdest stuff
    like one human raises their middle finger to another human
    humans do NOT LIKE THAT
    humans think that is a BAD FINGER
    dont you DARE raise that specific finger at me
    any other finger is ok just not that one

  2. DeliriousMistakes DeliriousMistakes
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 10:22am UTC
    Dear sleep,
    I'm sorry i hated you when i was little, but now i cant get enough of you!
    sincerely,
    me.

  3. DeliriousMistakes DeliriousMistakes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 10:28am UTC
    You wanna know something? No where does it specify that humpty dumpty was an egg...

  4. DeliriousMistakes DeliriousMistakes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 10:12am UTC
    EVERY MORNING
    Me: I really can't stay.
    Bed: But baby, it's cold outside

  5. DeliriousMistakes DeliriousMistakes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 10:11am UTC
    "Like a cheese stick"
    "No dad, it's g6!"

  6. DeliriousMistakes DeliriousMistakes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 10:08am UTC
    it may look like i'm having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time i'm just thinking about what food i'm going to eat later

  7. DeliriousMistakes DeliriousMistakes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 10:05am UTC
    I saw this on tumblr and i just..
    When a cop yells "freeze" you can yell back "now everybody clap your hands" and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly even deported from the country.

  8. DeliriousMistakes DeliriousMistakes
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 11:10am UTC
    As a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me" and we would both laugh right before i killed them

:)

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