DeliriousMistakes

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DeliriousMistakes
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 7:46am UTC

If you didn't know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the wierdest stuff
like one human raises their middle finger to another human
humans do NOT LIKE THAT
humans think that is a BAD FINGER
dont you DARE raise that specific finger at me
any other finger is ok just not that one

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DeliriousMistakes
posted a quote
June 2, 2014 10:22am UTC

Dear sleep,
I'm sorry i hated you when i was little, but now i cant get enough of you!
sincerely,
me.

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DeliriousMistakes
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June 1, 2014 10:28am UTC

You wanna know something? No where does it specify that humpty dumpty was an egg...

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DeliriousMistakes
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June 1, 2014 10:12am UTC

EVERY MORNING
Me: I really can't stay.
Bed: But baby, it's cold outside

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DeliriousMistakes
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June 1, 2014 10:11am UTC

"Like a cheese stick"
"No dad, it's g6!"

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DeliriousMistakes
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June 1, 2014 10:08am UTC

it may look like i'm having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time i'm just thinking about what food i'm going to eat later

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DeliriousMistakes
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June 1, 2014 10:05am UTC

I saw this on tumblr and i just..
When a cop yells "freeze" you can yell back "now everybody clap your hands" and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly even deported from the country.

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DeliriousMistakes
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May 22, 2014 11:10am UTC

As a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me" and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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