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I'm not saying I'm lazy,
I'm just saying that there's
this pile of broken procelain
on my floor that has been
there for a week now, and
I still have not made any
effort to pick it up. Like, I'd
rather cut my foot than clean
it up at this point.

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I'm not saying I'm lazy, I'm just saying that there's

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Dishonored* · 1 decade ago
Porcelain*, obviously.
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I'm not saying I'm lazy, I'm just saying that there's

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funny · story · lol · life · true · lazy · haha · ugh · ididntthinkso · ilikebroketwopiggybankssoyeah · andyeahicollectpiggybanksdoyouhaveafuckingproblemwiththat