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BerthaZ

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Member Since: 5 Oct 2012 11:33pm

Last Seen: 9 Jul 2014 11:38am

Location: Miami, FL

Gender: F

user id: 333326

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Im in Rivera and I love my school and friends. I love 1D, 5sos, Katy Perry, and The ScriptAlso I wanted to say HI!!!!! to everyone who is reading this.

  1. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    So like a have a cold and every fudge caking time I
    sneeze it's always 2 times in a row. Like I'm not joking.
    It kind of scares me.

  2. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    HAPPY:
    - New Year's Eve
    - New Year
    - Late New Year
    Just making sure everyone in the world gets a
    Happy New Year!

  3. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    I'm starting think im the only girl who has never
    ever seen Mean Girl. I feel so left out from jokes.
    Like even my brother quotes Mean Girls. Ugh

  4. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    So my brother asked me for a blue pen because I have
    a pack in my room but I told him I didn't have and he
    knew I was lying.
    So 5 minutes later I asked for a black marker and he said
    "Oh ya there with my pack of blue pens"
    I have never been burened so bad.

  5. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    Isn't it ironic?
    We ignore the ones who adore us ,
    adore the ones who ignore us,
    love the ones who hurt us,
    and hurt the ones who love us

  6. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    School ended and what im going to remember
    the most is not my friend or teachers, but every
    time they said One Direction in science class.

  7. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Am i the only weirdo that accidently clicks the
    ad's arrow instead of the real one?

  8. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    In class:
    Me and my friend get our progress report.
    *I got a C*
    Me: Dude you know what i can't wait for
    Friend: What?
    Me: When i have kids and when they get
    a C I yell at them saying "I never got a C
    in my life not even in a progress report,
    how can you be my child."

  9. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    Study:
    to be watching T.V. or using your computer
    with a open book nearby.

  10. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    I have a really werid self essteam issue.
    I hate myself but i think im better than everyone

  11. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Strangers think i'm quiet
    Friends think im out-going
    My best friend KNOWS im completely insane

  12. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Do you believe in love at first sight?
    If no I can walk by again.

  13. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:26am UTC
    So there is this girl that has a british acsent, But she is not british.
    Her parents don't have a british acsent. So she said that her parents
    spoke in a british acsent till she was the age of seven. Her parents
    must have really wanted a kid with a british acsent

  14. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:18am UTC
    So i was at game stop with my brothers. (The size of the store is a big as a apartment bedroom)
    When all of i sudden i hear the door open I see my brothers leaving me. I had to run a whole block just to catch up with them.

  15. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    If you ever feel useless just think
    about Beyonce's sister
    Wait she has a sister?!?
    Exactly.

  16. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    God: " I made earth for all of humanity except for
    Antartica, thats for the penguins because I
    like penguins

  17. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    So me and my brother were fighting when:
    Brother: *Throws stuffed animal at my head*
    Me: Whats your problem!?!?!?!?!
    Brother: I don't have any.

  18. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    To the people who believe that the shooter was
    sent by God to kill the poor kids:
    "Silly God isn't allowed in public schools"

  19. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    This year i want a skinny body and a fat
    bank acount. Please dont mix that up like
    last year.
    Love, Bertha

  20. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and there like:
    "Hey what are you doing here?"
    and im just like:
    "Oh you know just hunting elephants."

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