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BerthaZ

1. BerthaZ
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2014 6:42pm UTC
   So like a have a cold and every fudge caking time I
   sneeze it's always 2 times in a row. Like I'm not joking.
   It kind of scares me.
   
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2. BerthaZ
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2013 8:59pm UTC
   HAPPY:
   - New Year's Eve
   - New Year
   - Late New Year
   Just making sure everyone in the world gets a
   Happy New Year!
   
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3. BerthaZ
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2013 5:53pm UTC
   I'm starting think im the only girl who has never
   ever seen Mean Girl. I feel so left out from jokes.
   Like even my brother quotes Mean Girls. Ugh
   
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4. BerthaZ
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2013 7:00pm UTC
   So my brother asked me for a blue pen because I have
   a pack in my room but I told him I didn't have and he
   knew I was lying.
   So 5 minutes later I asked for a black marker and he said
   "Oh ya there with my pack of blue pens"
   I have never been burened so bad.
   
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5. BerthaZ
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 8:55pm UTC
   Isn't it ironic?
   We ignore the ones who adore us ,
   adore the ones who ignore us,
   love the ones who hurt us,
   and hurt the ones who love us
   
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6. BerthaZ
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2013 10:01pm UTC
   School ended and what im going to remember
   the most is not my friend or teachers, but every
   time they said One Direction in science class.
   
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7. BerthaZ
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2013 8:51pm UTC
   Am i the only weirdo that accidently clicks the
   ad's arrow instead of the real one?
   
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8. BerthaZ
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2013 2:53pm UTC
   In class:
   Me and my friend get our progress report.
   *I got a C*
   Me: Dude you know what i can't wait for
   Friend: What?
   Me: When i have kids and when they get
   a C I yell at them saying "I never got a C
   in my life not even in a progress report,
   how can you be my child."
   
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9. BerthaZ
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2013 2:23pm UTC
   Study:
   to be watching T.V. or using your computer
   with a open book nearby.
   
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10. BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    I have a really werid self essteam issue.
    I hate myself but i think im better than everyone
    
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11. BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Strangers think i'm quiet
    Friends think im out-going
    My best friend KNOWS im completely insane
    
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12. BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Do you believe in love at first sight?
    If no I can walk by again.
    
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13. BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:26am UTC
    So there is this girl that has a british acsent, But she is not british.
    Her parents don't have a british acsent. So she said that her parents
    spoke in a british acsent till she was the age of seven. Her parents
    must have really wanted a kid with a british acsent
    
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14. BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:18am UTC
    So i was at game stop with my brothers. (The size of the store is a big as a apartment bedroom)
    When all of i sudden i hear the door open I see my brothers leaving me. I had to run a whole block just to catch up with them.
    
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15. BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    If you ever feel useless just think
    about Beyonce's sister
    Wait she has a sister?!?
    Exactly.
    
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16. BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    God: " I made earth for all of humanity except for
    Antartica, thats for the penguins because I
    like penguins
    
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17. BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    So me and my brother were fighting when:
    Brother: *Throws stuffed animal at my head*
    Me: Whats your problem!?!?!?!?!
    Brother: I don't have any.
    
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18. BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    To the people who believe that the shooter was
    sent by God to kill the poor kids:
    "Silly God isn't allowed in public schools"
    
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19. BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    This year i want a skinny body and a fat
    bank acount. Please dont mix that up like
    last year.
    Love, Bertha
    
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20. BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and there like:
    "Hey what are you doing here?"
    and im just like:
    "Oh you know just hunting elephants."
    
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