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Losing It *

1. Losing It *
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2015 1:31pm UTC
   Pulled taught were his heartstrings
   all withered and old, he spoke
   "your presence is a splendor
   for mine eyes to behold."
   
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2. Losing It *
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   April 26, 2015 9:34pm UTC
   "All the world's a stage/And all the men and women merely players"
   No Shakespeare stop.
   If all the world were a stage
   I would walk around constantly shaking
   because of my immense stage fright.
   All the world is a carton of milk
   If we don't do something with it soon
   It'll spoil
   
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3. Losing It *
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   March 30, 2015 3:23pm UTC
   I fell MADLY in love
   I fell BESERKLY in love
   I fell HECTICALLY in love
   I fell FRANTICALLY in love
   I fell EXTREMELY in love
   I fell ACHINGLY in love
   I fell INTENSELY in love
   I fell SEVERLY in love
   I fell INCREDIBLY in love
   I fell GREATLY in love
   I fell WICKEDLY in love
   I fell IMMENSELY in love
   I fell FRIGHTFULLY in love
   I fell MONSTROUSLY in love
   I fell FANTASTICALLY in love
   I fell ASTOUNDINGLY in love
   The point is, I fell
   
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4. Losing It *
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   March 30, 2015 3:07pm UTC
   I'm never without
   fear
   It's my silent
   and constant
   companion;
   it whispers to me
   its words of woe
   
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5. Losing It *
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   March 29, 2015 7:27pm UTC
   What can I say?
   I have a bad grip on reality
   
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6. Losing It *
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   March 28, 2015 1:20pm UTC
   This website allows me to express my inner Jaden Smith...
   Just kidding, I'm never going down that road
   
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7. Losing It *
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   March 28, 2015 1:18pm UTC
   Don't judge me until you've run for your life in my shoes,
   It will be extremely difficult because I'm not fond of tying them
   
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8. Losing It *
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   March 28, 2015 1:15pm UTC
   The fact that this website doesn't have spell-check makes me question how I ever won a spelling bee
   
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9. Losing It *
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   March 28, 2015 12:18pm UTC
   What if reincarnation is true
   and the reason we see random animals
   becoming friends
   is because they were lovers
   in their past lives
   Is your mind blown yet?
   
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10. Losing It *
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    March 26, 2014 5:56pm UTC
    I was a Strawberry Shortcake fan BEFORE she knew how to use a flatiron.
    
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11. Losing It *
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    February 23, 2014 4:17pm UTC
    If I can't imagine myself singing it in the shower; I won't like the song.
    
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12. Losing It *
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    February 23, 2014 4:01pm UTC
    I hate when I have to improvise my breakfast, because my brother got to everything first.
    
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13. Losing It *
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    January 23, 2014 9:26pm UTC
    I've always wanted to go to one of those libraries that have the ladders attached to the bookshelves and then glide around on them and forbid others from joining me. But then again, I'd probably fall off...
    
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14. Losing It *
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    January 21, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    I just realized I can pronounce everything any way I want, and there's no one stopping me.
    
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15. Losing It *
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    January 12, 2014 1:38pm UTC
    When I was younger, I used to draw the sun with sunglasses on. I'm just realizing how much of a contradiction that is.
    
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16. Losing It *
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    January 10, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    Let's all take a moment and just clap for those who can sleep through their alarm clocks and still make it to where they need to go on time.
    
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17. Losing It *
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    January 10, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    Music holds people captive and doesn't let them go
    
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18. Losing It *
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    January 5, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    Do you ever feel people staring at youand you kinda forget how to walk?
    
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19. Losing It *
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    January 4, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    Whenever i have a bunch of tabs open, I try to decide which one is least important.
    
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20. Losing It *
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    November 21, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    Mom: Be quiet, I'm going to make a phone call.Me: *immediately proceedes to scream*
    
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