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Some fashion tips for this coming school year:

- Ankle length Uggs are the biggest mistake since crocs.

- Sparkly Uggs are even worse

- Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT wear open toed shoes in January. You're crazy

- Band t-shirts are like jesus for lazy days.

- Please wear a sports bra if you're only going to wear a sweatshirt, I'm begging you

- Colored jeans are a no no if you have wide hips, they make them look 10 times larger. Neutral colors are ok, but yellow and blue is a no.

- Snooki's hair bump is not ok to wear in school. Neither is heavy eye shadow

- I swear to God if you're wearing a heal over 2 inches I will stab you with it

- Dont wear a scarf with yoga pants

- I swear to God if you get 3D nails I will personally hunt you down and kill you



 
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Some fashion tips for this coming school year: - Ankle length

270 faves · 134 comments · Aug 24, 2013 3:48am

Eli22b

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justkiddiing · 1 decade ago
what's wrong with high heels
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Public school has no need for heels.
Its.. public school.
Heels.
Public school.
no
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justkiddiing · 1 decade ago
I kinda always wear heels around 4 inches because I like them and I'm really small, I also dit this in high school...
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sapphireflames* · 1 decade ago
I think I laughed way too much at this.
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dancingpurplebunny · 1 decade ago
lol these comments are so interesting
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
aren't all jeans "colored"?
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
like neon green and what not
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ViolinBoy · 1 decade ago
Or girls can wear what they want????
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
That's why its call "fashion TIPS"
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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath · 1 decade ago
And I JUST ordered yellow skinnies yesterday. Well, I guess I don't want to look fat so I'm just not gonna wear them. Thank you SO MUCH for the fashion advice!
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Are you like trying to play the guilt card or something because it's not working. Besides, these are TIPS. Do whatever the hell you want
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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath · 1 decade ago
It's not suppose to make you feel guilty the comment just shows how stupid your tips are.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
My tips aren't stupid actually, I know what looks good and what doesn't. Like for instance, I don't wear neon shirts because they make me look fat and don't go good with my skin tone. My other friend never wears lose jeans because the fit doesn't go good with her legs. It's all about the way your body is built and what looks good on them. I'm not saying you can't wear yellow jeans, maybe they work for you. But I've seen people who's hips are sort of big(which isn't a bad thing, they're just curvy) and they had on neon skinny jeans that made them look better. It's about what looks good on you.
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Beanie* · 9 years ago
okay, so that's what looks good for you. maybe people like wearing heels. so chill out. i get they're tips, but some of these are seriously stupid. dont wear heels above two inches? what if you're not 5'8" like me, and are 5'1"?
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AshleyRoseXoXoXo · 1 decade ago
Oh dayum, now if only they had this on a poster.
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Bambi10 · 1 decade ago
Our school has uniform. :)
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
You don't even know how much I miss uniforms...
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itscomplicated9898 · 1 decade ago
what if you wore yoga pants with an infinity scarf and put your hair up in a snooki bump and wore bright pink heavy eye shadow and tucked the yoga pants into sparkly gold uggs and put 3D nail polish on your nails?
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Don't even look at me
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
You would be tarred and feathered out of school.
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
I feel like getting in on these comments, so: I only wear sports bras to school. I don't even own a normal bra *embarrassed face*
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
I only wear a sports bra if I'm wearing a t-shirt or sweater where noone can see ny straps, haha
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lovejellybean · 1 decade ago
I only wear sports bras because I'm pretty much flat chested... haha sometimes I wear bandeaus but I only own one normal bra and I don't even wear it.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I think half my friends own 1 normal bra.. if that
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BrookieeCookiee · 1 decade ago
the scarf with yoga pants one is so true like what are you doing!?!?
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SmileyFacesAreAmazing · 1 decade ago
ok i read this and for the life of me i can't figure out the sports bra sweatshirt one idgi help
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
Me either.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Sports bra: http://www.zensah.com/c.1045870/site/item_images/9310-zoom-Alt-Image-1.jpg

Sweatshirt: http://topnews.in/files/Sweatshirt.jpg

wear the sports bra underneath the sweatshirt
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SmileyFacesAreAmazing · 1 decade ago
not what i was asking but i figured it out thanks!!
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Yeah I know that was just my sarcastic self shining through.
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Ellmo · 1 decade ago
lol, these fights about the quote is kinda more interesting than the actual comments. where's my popcorn?
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sapphireflames* · 1 decade ago
Here you go
http://31.media.tumblr.com/2ad742932e832110666be0786986d006/tumblr_mok4u8Xd4k1sppmago1_500.gif
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hotpinkpolkadots · 1 decade ago
how about scarfs with leggingggssss? cause ya thats kinda like my thing hahaha
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
yesssaroonibabatooni
as long as you do it right
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hotpinkpolkadots · 1 decade ago
okay good haaha
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MamaPanda · 1 decade ago
:D Best Thing I've Ever Read. Burn The Uggs. Lol. Thank You! Band T's ♥ Lol
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
FCK

jk I only do the flip flops in January when i'm feeling promiscuous. (;
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
oooo snap we got a sexual a.ss biiootch in da hows ;)
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
I do almost all these things and so do all of my friends. Sum ppl like to dress like that.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
ya nd sum ppl KNOW HOW TO SPELL
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
Ik how to spell. Actually english is my best subject in skool but um hello I'm not in skool so idgaf
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Night_stuck* · 1 decade ago
should i throw a dictionary at you please?

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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Bye.
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disposition · 1 decade ago
you look like you just stepped out of a kohls/macys catalog, you shouldnt be one to give out fashion advice tbh
(it is so typical for men to think they are the keepers of womens bodies
heres a tip for you keep your unsolicited advice off of our bodes)
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
You haven't seen any thing except my shoulders up, first off. Second off, I'm bisexual with a strong preference for men. Therefore, I honestly don't give a sh.t what women do with their bodies and in no way regard myself as a "keeper" of their bodies. Third off, this is MY witty and MY quote. So if anyone's advice here is unsolicited it would be yours. Now please leave and don't comment on anymore of my quotes if you're going to be rude.

P.S. I'm to glam to give a damn
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josiewdog123 · 1 decade ago
"I'm too glam to give a damn"
That phrase omgg
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disposition · 1 decade ago
just because you're bisexual doesnt mean you dont have male privilege
the moment you think you can decide what to do with a womans body (which includes giving out unsolicited "fashion" advice) is the moment youre exerting your male privilege simply because you dont like how a woman dresses
if you didnt want criticism on your quotes then dont post it??? like all quotes are public, all quotes are going to appear on the stream and if you know your quotes get a ton of likes then you know its going to get on the top quotes
if you cant handle the criticism then ? ? ? dont ?? ? post ?? ? quotes ? ?
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I ? ? ? can ? ? ? handle ? ? ? criticism ?? ? hence ? why ? ? I post quotes. Also, do you know how many girls give the same advice, if aren't even more brutal? You're taking this as a battle of the sexes, when all reality I just love fashion. Fashion is my one of my favorite things and I love to sit down and watch DIYS on youtube and read fashion blogs. I'm constantly planning outfits I don't even own and many of my friends text me and invite me over just so I can help them with an outfit. This is in know what "deciding what I can do with a woman's body". I'm making a list of TIPS. Seriously, go away. Stfu and don't comment me anymore. Bye bye biitch.
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disposition · 1 decade ago
> "Third off, this is MY witty and MY quote. So if anyone's advice here is unsolicited it would be yours."
> "I ? ? ? can ? ? ? handle ? ? ? criticism ?? ? hence ? why ? ? I post quotes"
yes u can v much handle criticism from what you have displayed so far
its not really a battle of the sexes when men are always the dominant as far as social constructs
no one is saying that fashion cant be your niche but fashion is always such a male dominated field (much like everything else in society) even though there is so so so many women who are interested in fashion as well
not only that people (no matter which gender) are always quick to critique women because they arent holding up to what is "fashionable" (code word for likeable to society) and when a male reinforces what is likeable to society it is a real sh/t thing to do because women are always having to hold up to those expectations
but seeing as you really cant handle criticism and since you are sexist, i think youre doing me more of a favor than yourself by trying to end this little shindig
so goodbye to you too and i hope you choose to rethink this topic you decided you had the authority to touch on
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
DID YOU JUST SAY FASHION WAS A MALE DOMINATED INDUSTRY? Oh my God, I'm seriously laughing so hard right now. Do you know how many people think fashion is only for women and any men involved in fashion are gay, a fa.g, etc? Do you know the sh.t I get put through day by day for loving fashion? Even my own father hates it. Plus, I am in no way sexist. In fact I strongly voice my opinions on women rights, gay rights, African-American rights, etc. You're here to start a silly little argument over my fashion tips, go do it with someone who actually is cares you immature f.ck. Goodbye.
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cloudlings · 1 decade ago
please wake up
the reason why people have to use homophobic slurs like the f-word is because people claim that anything that has to do with fashion is for girls which all stems back to sexist roots
and even though a majority of the fashion field are women, male designers still get most of the light because society places a higher importance of the role of male spots in /any/ field
yes its a problem that men who truly love fashion are shamed for it but honestly youre turning this into a whole different problem, as i have never once shamed you as a male for liking fashion
the original problem is that you as a man are giving out unsolicited advice to women as to how women should handle their body
and as a white male who benefits from both white and male privilege, your advice for women isnt exactly wanted
you are sexist, you just called me a b*tch for calling out the sexism in this quote
seeing from your other quotes, you back up tyler oakley who happens to be a r*cist , so need i say more about your problematic content that youve posted?
as a Black woman, let me say that youre opinions on both womens and "african-american" rights are complete bullsh/t and unwanted
because as a privileged white male, you wouldnt be able to compare to the stigma it is as a black person
brah im immature because i called out the sexism in your quote?
sounds like youre just salty because someone finally decided to read between the lines of this quote and publicly critique it
this is the last comment ill add because i dont really think youre catching on to the whole idea as to how this fashion quote was very women-shaming/sexist but as ive already stated before i hope you decide to look deeper into what you said and find how this content you posted is a bit sexist
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
Frankly, if people don’t want to take his tips – they don’t /have/ to. He’s giving out tips, he’s not stating: ‘this is what you should do. Period’. He’s giving out advice – he’s not /forcing/ anyone. Do you see the difference? Do you see how this has nothing to do with sexism? Advice is not the same as ‘do it’ or ‘I’m making you’ or ‘I’m degrading you as a human been for not doing what pleases me’: which sexism is.
I’ve been stalking Tyler Oakley, for a matter of fact, and I know he loves Kingsley. If you don’t know him, Kingsley is black. You can of course counter with 'that doesn't mean he isn't a rac!st ' - well, that doesn't mean he /is/ either.
I don’t think this post is unwanted. I would gladly read his opinions and judging from the amount of favorites he has gotten, so do others.
I know you said you won't respond anymore, and you probably don't like it that I'm interfering -- oh well.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
1.) Tyler Oakley isn't a ..?
2.) You think I can't relate to the stigma black people get? I'm bisexual. I'm part of one of the most targeted groups in history, the LGBT community. I get hate daily from complete strangers over the internet for simply loving men. I cannot even begin to tell you what it feels like. Don't you DARE tell me I have equal rights in this country. I walk down the street every day with a fear that someone will attack me for simply being bisexual. You know the best part? I haven't even come out of the closet. People merely assume.
3.) There is no sexism in this quote, some of the most recognized fashion designers in history are women. This is simply saying what I believe is fashion. Do you want me to post a quote regarding male fashion? Fine. I will, I'll go write one right now. Will you leave me alone about being "sexist" then? Or will you verbally attack me for believing that men have to dress a certain way also?
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
*this is not
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Gia2525 · 1 decade ago
Tight maybe burgundy colored yoga pants that flare at the bottom with a tank top and a lacy never ending scarf its actually really cute I have worn that to school over twenty ppl complemented me. I get baggy yoga pant and scarfs tho -shudders-
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Gia2525 · 1 decade ago
the right pair of yoga pants looks freaking cute with a never ending scarf dude .-.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Those black tights things are ok. What are they called again.. uh leggings. Yes those are fine. Yoga pants are not.
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amazed* · 1 decade ago
How come? Lots of girls wear yoga pants with scarves and moccasins in my school, is that weird? Idk I'm just curious not trying to hate on you or anything c:
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Depends.. personally I've never seen someone where that. I've seen people wear like a Hollister sweatshirt with a scarf and yoga pants that weren't like tight. When you have a loose top and a loose bottom it normally doesn't work
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amazed* · 1 decade ago
I see xD thanks
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