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1. sapphireflames*
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2013 11:40am UTC
   Baby, when they look up at the sky
   we'll be shooting stars just passing by
   You'll be coming home with me tonight
   we'll be burning up like neon lights
   -Neon Lights by Demi Lovato
   
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2. sapphireflames*
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2013 2:36pm UTC
   i was at the movies watching catching fire and just before finnick appears
   for the first time some guy yelled out "WHERE'S FINNICK!?!"
   and there was a collective shhhh from the rest of the cinema
   but then a few seconds later finnick appears and
   the guy goes "ODAIR HE IS" and
   i think everyone in the cinema
   just choked on their popcorn
   
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3. sapphireflames*
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2013 6:30pm UTC
   so tell me that you love me
   tell me that I take your breath away
   Format by Breeze
   
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4. sapphireflames*
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2013 8:06pm UTC
   ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
   I really wanted a camouflage shirt,
   but I couldn't find one.
   ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
   cookiedoughformats
   
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5. sapphireflames*
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2013 7:44pm UTC
   How to get perfect skin
   1. Get a marker.
   2. Write "perfect" on your arm.
   Congratulations, you have perfect skin.
   
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6. sapphireflames*
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2013 10:00am UTC
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   Follow us on Twitter while you wait,
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   me:
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7. sapphireflames*
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2013 6:02pm UTC
   beauty tip #2
   If you have frizzy hair, try rinsing your hair with cold water before getting out of the shower.
   It makes the hair cuticle lie flat, making it shinier and decreases frizz.
   MissStyles and I have started a beauty tips series!
   If you want to be notified, comment below.
   
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8. sapphireflames*
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2013 7:08pm UTC
   JUST NOTICED THE NEW WITTY
   OMG
   
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9. sapphireflames*
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2013 5:38pm UTC
   beauty tip #1
   If you have oily hair, try not to apply conditioner to your scalp.
   It can make it look more oily.
   MissStyles and I have started a beauty tips series!
   If you want to be notified, comment below.
   
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10. sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    When you're in the grocery store
    and you grab someone else's cart by mistake
    yourcool format and
    MeeAndYoouFormats
    
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11. sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    when you're in the bathroom
    and you hear your favorite tv show come on and you're like
    HOLD UP IM COMIN IM COMIN
    
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12. sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:38am UTC
    Don't give up,
    you'll prove them right.♥
    
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13. sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    Once upon a time
    A few mistakes ago..
    
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14. sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 7:21am UTC
    people: *twerks in grocery store*
    people: *twerks in the library*
    people: *twerks on a table*
    people: *twerks on a box of cereal*
    people: *twerks on a slice of cheese
    me: *doesnt even know how to twerk*
    
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15. sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    sometimes I wonder 'who is that beautiful woman'
    then I realize I'm looking at a mirror
    
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16. sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    normal people: *listens to music*
    me: *listens to music and sings along*
    me: rADIOACTIVEEE RADIOACTIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    me: ...
    world: ...
    obama: ...
    watermelon: ...
    witty: ...
    me: ...
    me: hold your appluase
    
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17. sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    person: *buys potatoes*
    me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    me: MY WITTIANNNNSSSSSSSSSS
    
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18. sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    person: hey want to come to my party?
    me: give me the link
    
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19. sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Hi! I'm new to Witty. I love this website!
    
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