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lovejellybean

1. lovejellybean
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 9:11pm UTC
   "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
   Yeah, cause we always spray deodorant in our eyes...
   
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2. lovejellybean
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2012 7:57pm UTC
   Someone make a fat Disney princess who doesn't wear makeup, doesn't make her hair all fancy, doesn't care about what others think, and won't let some idiot break their heart. Make her someone who likes climbing trees and hates dresses. I'm sick of the perfectionism. Make her have a scar or two. If she breaks a bone, well, she's human.
   
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3. lovejellybean
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   March 19, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   Somebody PLEASE bring back all of the old Disney shows... I'm begging you!
   
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4. lovejellybean
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2012 7:43pm UTC
   From A.N.T. Farm...
   Olive: Let's just say that my hand is business, and Fletcher's face is our friendship. *slaps him in the face*
   Fletcher: Ouch! What was that for!?
   LOL random
   
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5. lovejellybean
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   March 14, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
   
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6. lovejellybean
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   March 14, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect
   
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