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grownsimba

1. grownsimba
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   March 8, 2019 9:11pm EST
   Don’t quit before the miracle happens
   
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2. grownsimba
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   February 26, 2019 7:51pm EST
   Sometimes it pays to be--,
   a penguin and not
   a giraffe.
   nmf
   
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3. grownsimba
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   February 20, 2019 8:14pm EST
   As long as it rhymes, everything will be fines.
   nmf
   
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4. grownsimba
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   May 12, 2018 6:10pm EDT
   If we sing the same song we can never be alone.
   
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5. grownsimba
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   May 8, 2018 12:39am EDT
   I don’t have time for patience
   
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6. grownsimba
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   April 4, 2018 9:42pm EDT
   Keep putting on shoes and sooner or later
   you're gonna find a pair that fits you.
   
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7. grownsimba
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   April 3, 2018 4:05am EDT
   Someday I’ll laugh about all of this.
   But I’m never gonna cry about it.
   
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8. grownsimba
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   April 3, 2018 2:48am EDT
   You have to at least try to be brave
   
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9. grownsimba
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   April 3, 2018 2:46am EDT
   I’d look at the moon with you.
   
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10. grownsimba
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    December 30, 2017 3:32am EST
    "Will you listen to the kind of mess my heart’s been here?"
    -Zora Howard
    
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11. grownsimba
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    December 30, 2017 3:31am EST
    "I am a rich pie strong with knowledge.
    I will not be eaten."
    
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12. grownsimba
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    December 30, 2017 2:37am EST
    WHO HAS IG/TWITTER SPAM/FANDOM ACCOUNTS?
    DROP YOUR NAME(S) BELOW ↓
    I'LL BE "WITTY_GROWNSIMBA"
    
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13. grownsimba
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    February 10, 2016 10:55pm EST
     
    ////You know, you meet one jackass,
    //////////it happens.
    ///////////You meet two,
    ////////you could be having a bad day.
    //////You meet three,
    /////////you better check yourself.
     
    
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14. grownsimba
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2016 2:32am EST
     
    ////Quote
    //////////#billion
    ///////////was
    made by
    ////////YOU
    //////today
    and will be filed under
    /////////a
    category
     
    *simple_simba*
    xrepostx
    
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15. grownsimba
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    February 5, 2016 12:49am EST
    A man was praying and asked,
    "God, how long is a million years to you?"
    God replied, "Oh, about a second."
    Then the man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars to
    you?"
    God replied, "About a penny."
    So the man then asked, "Well God, may I have a
    penny?"
    And God said, "Sure, just a
    second." 
    xrepostx
    
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16. grownsimba
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    September 14, 2015 7:45pm EDT
    ---------------------------------------------------------
    Georgie Porgie Pudding
    Pie,
    Kissed the girls and
    made them cry.
    And when the boys came
    out to play,
    He kissed them too
    ‘cause he was gay.
    xrepostx
    
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17. grownsimba
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    June 3, 2014 12:52pm EDT
    Need a friend? Text me. ♥
    Need a laugh? Call me. J
    Need money? This number is no longer in service… ✌
    
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18. grownsimba
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    June 3, 2014 12:50pm EDT
    If I'm not anything... I'm trying.
    
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19. grownsimba
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    June 3, 2014 1:06am EDT
    LISTEN
    Linda. Linda! Linda, honey!! LISTEN!!
    
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20. grownsimba
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    November 9, 2013 11:15pm EST
    Hey, Idiot....
    Try throwing darts in the air and see what happens.
    
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