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Stupid products instructions: 

On a knife sharpener:
Caution :
Knives are sharp
(isn't that the point of the sharpener?)

On shin pads for cyclists :
Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body, they do not cover
(well sh-t)

In a microvave oven manual : 
Do not use for drying pets
(Ah...That's why my dog is blind)

On a Harry Potter wizards broom : 
This broom does not actually fly
(How i'm supposed to play Quidditch?)

On a bottle of laundry detergent : 
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine
(Can someone turn on the washing machine while i get in it? I need to wash my clothes)

On a muffin packet
Remove wrapper,open mouth,insert muffin,eat.
(You lost me at remove wraper)

In a kettle instruction manual :
The appliance is switched on by setting the "ON/OF" button to the "ON" position
(So what does the off button do then?)

On a ketchup bottle : 
Instruction : Put on food
(What? they told me it would open up my pores)


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Stupid products instructions: On a knife sharpener: Caution

145 faves · 13 comments · Jun 18, 2013 4:00pm

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NewTomorrow · 1 decade ago
LOL the muffin and the ketchup one
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RugsFromMeToYou · 1 decade ago
I have never seen anything even similar to this in any instructions, just saying.
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Next time open your eyes ;)
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
My teacher once microwaved his cat. It died. D;
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
eww :/
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
I know! D:
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Skimrande · 1 decade ago
The ketchup one reminds me of that one time that Miley Cyrus told Corbin Bleu that ketchup was a moisturizer on Hannah Montana.
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emilygm* · 1 decade ago
Ohmygosh I remember that! xD
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peacegirl88 · 1 decade ago
I almost died. My sides were about to fall off on the 2nd and 3rd
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EvilAngel · 1 decade ago
"They told me it would open up my pores" HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
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nicole🌹* · 1 decade ago
because I am SO going to apply ketchup to my face xD
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
Omfg, I've seen something similar to this one before, but I've never read these XD
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KangaDrew · 1 decade ago
The 3rd and last one, omfg dying.
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