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KangaDrew

Status: Don't know why I botherr :)

Member Since: 29 Oct 2012 01:45pm

Last Seen: 9 Jul 2014 10:33pm

Birthday: October 15

Location: Demarest, NJ

Gender: M

user id: 336558

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^^ Me being totes awkward in the middle...
^^ no Andrew your just a pimp. - Ella





Andrew. Sophomore. New Jersey.
I like waaaaay too much music.
"Skater kid."
I like classy girls.
Don't get all p!ssy at me for not being some idiot who goes around saying "OMG! Every girl is beautiful!! ♥", beautiful is a word I use for special girls. Not a word I just throw around to everyone.
I'm just a bit weird...
I can treat girls right if they treat me with respect too. Got a problem with that? Blame my parents for raising me well.
Taken since 5.27.13 by a loser :// ;)
I'm not one of those losers that take "swag" and "YOLO" too seriously, but hell, I do love having fun.
Yeaah, I'm just your average guy.
And no I don't follow back, unless we talk alot.
P.S. If you're gonna treat me like I'm something special just cause I have a d!ck, don't waste your time hun. I don't want to flirt with you.





Wanna write me a paragraph in the comments? I'll save it ;P


HEYHEYHEY IT'S ALYSSA. again. Hahaha i hack you too much already. ♥
eh, maybe I should make my own account?... whateverrr.
Anywayssss. Drew, your my best friend. You have been for like 9 years now.
And through the last 9 years, I've made a lot of friends, and lost a lot of friends.
But apart from 2 other people, your the only one who stayed with me the whole time.
Your adorable, sweet, hilarious, honest & the realest person I've ever known.
Our inside jokes are the besttt ♥
Anyone who hurts you will have me to deal with, I'll kick their stooopid (;
Yeah, I'm glad your my best friend Drew. :') - Alyssa.♥

Wassuuuuup h0es. Lol, it's Zach here, aka GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi.
'ight so, this dude is awesome. And I've barely even spoken to him, only on chat.
But he's a legend, dead on, hilarious, open-minded and actually real.
And if you're not a judgemental b*tch towards our gender, he'll be a real gentleman to you ;P
You'll be his best friend, trust me. :P
- GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi

ohaydere. hacking drew's profile is so funnn.
Andrew, your amazing. Adorable, sweet, funny, talented, honest.
we've been best friends since 3rd gradee. &i'm so glad i met you♥
Mine & Alyssa's nicknames for you are the best:p you're such a dorkk.
YOU HAVE SO MUCH SWAG BRO OMFG.
Yeah i just said that to piss you off cause i know you hate the word swag (;
swagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswag.
You have to teach me how to skateboard :c
love you loser. ♥ - Ella


^^ these comments are like 250 years old now idk why I'm keeping em

 







  1. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    Lying awake in bed feeling the spot on my chest,where you used to, where you used to rest your head.

  2. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 12:38pm UTC
    CHOO CHOO, ALL ABOARD THE "I'M A BUTTHURT DUMBÃSS" TRAIN!

  3. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    I could tell you were fake from the moment you claimed people call you "Beast."

  4. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 1:36pm UTC
    FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FRAMING HANLEY'S NEW ALBUM COMES OUT IN 25 DAYS.

  5. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 1:31pm UTC
    Me every time I see "beastt" on Witty...
    http://oi61.tinypic.com/jrf9si.jpg

  6. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    GTA V >>>>>>>

  7. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    When someone makes a 'complimenting people' account and asks for requests, and everyone starts suggesting themselves...
    Conceited much?

  8. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Every time I see a quote starting with "Being a girl is soooooooooooooo hard.... 💔" or "Guys have it soooooooooooooooooooooo easy.......... 💔💔💔" I literally just close down my computer and lose a little more faith in humanity.

  9. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    There's a couple of "guys" on the New People page that you can bust out for being fake just by Googling something like "cute guys",
    just saying.
    P.S. to those fakes, try harder next time, or maybe just get a life.

  10. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Everyone's been saying that there's been another "Witty war." Anyone wanna tell me what it was about? Is it about yet another obvious fake "guy" some gullible little girls fell for? :D

  11. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    I don't sugarcoat shizz because I don't like the idea of giving people false hope. Sorry if that supposedly makes me an a.sshole.

  12. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    I love going through the list of new people, and being able to easily find out which ones are using pictures of other people and pretending to be them i.e. fake accounts.

  13. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    I'm not that smart, but I have been able to tell the difference between your/you're and there/their/they're since I was in the 2nd grade. So I don't understand how half of the people here are like 15 years old and still can't tell them apart.

  14. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    Why do people think it's horrible to use 'gay' as an insult (it IS horrible but yeah) - but hilarious to use 'r3tard' as an insult? Idgi.

  15. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    People who are over the age of 13 and still use text talk unironically make me cringe.

  16. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    If you're sad, get off your lazy áss and do something about it. People will like you for trying to help yourself, not for pitying yourself and expecting everyone else to pick up the pieces of your goddámn life while you sit there complaining about every tiny thing.

  17. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    People claim that they treat everyone equally and all that crap.. And then when they find out a celebrity is gay (just an example) some people either make fun of them for it, or others make that celebrity out to be super inspirational or something... Uh, both of those things is treating them differently from everyone else. So you have pretty sh/tty logic.

  18. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    People on Witty: OMG! Express yourself! Say what you feel! Don't hide your opinions! Stand up for yourself! Your opinion matters! We won't h.ate you for what you really think! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    People on Witty: Oh, you disagree with me and you're standing up for yourself? Go f..úcking ki.ll yourself you á..sshole nobody likes you I hope you di.e and rot in h.ell nobody gives a shít about your stu.pid unwanted opinion.
    * this has actually happened to me :')

  19. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    RIP James Gandolfini.
    Great actor. Never forgotten.

  20. KangaDrew KangaDrew
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:48pm UTC
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    remember when everyone kept overusing this format with the 'I mustache you a question lol omg xDDD' quote yeah that was annoying.

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