Skimrande

Status: your one stop shop for overused formats and bad poetry since 2011

Member Since: 28 Jun 2011 10:44pm

Last Seen: 26 Jun 2018 08:22pm

Birthday: October 23

Location: round here

Gender: F

user id: 188573

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Skimrande
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April 9, 2018 10:14pm EDT

I'm tired of you dancing on the outskirts of my affection and I can't decide if I'll ever forgive you but you never come round here anymore anyway. I've gotten too jaded to make my lost loves creative and I can't decide if I'll ever forget to but no one reads poetry anymore anyway

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Skimrande
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April 9, 2018 10:13pm EDT

My determination to be thoughtful and deliberate was always too dry and too cold for you. Your side of the bed has been deserted but I'll still save my love for rainy days

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Skimrande
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April 9, 2018 10:11pm EDT

Some souls weld together in a flash of fire and others melt slowly to pool over time. But I favor the souls that are cool to the touch, who preserve my own constitution. I hold onto those who keep me cold

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Skimrande
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March 2, 2018 3:22pm EST

Sometimes I wanna stitch my lips together to excuse myself from spoken debates since words slip off my finger tips so much more easily than they do my tongue and in an argument my upper hand is always swallowed by a faster mouth

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Skimrande
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January 13, 2018 2:54pm EST

when ur still angsty but no longer angsty enough to write sh/tty but compelling poems

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October 7, 2017 8:09pm EDT

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Skimrande
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August 28, 2017 11:56pm EDT

i let someone hurt my feelings again

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Skimrande
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June 20, 2017 8:37pm EDT

i just saw one of those nostalgia compilation posts on instagram that referenced witty im gonna cry

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Skimrande
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May 30, 2017 5:26pm EDT

i still love you

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Skimrande
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December 7, 2016 4:14pm EST

IF YOU USE ALCOHOL AS A SEDATIVE
AND BLESS YOUR HEART AS A NEGATIVE
IF YOU RIDE YOUR WHITE HORSE
like the wind
x x x IF WHAT YOU SEE x x x
x x x IS WHAT YOU GET x x x
well then,
we should be friends

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Skimrande
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November 12, 2016 9:27pm EST

it's november and last year's resolutions are still on my front page :(

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Skimrande
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August 14, 2016 8:43pm EDT

ALL OF MY FRIENDS GOT FLOWERS IN THEIR EYES
but I got none this season

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Skimrande
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August 12, 2016 5:37pm EDT

i never posted a quote for my anniversary so happy very belated five year anniversary to you, Witty

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Skimrande
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August 12, 2016 5:34pm EDT

DID YOU EVER LOVE HER?
do you know?
ORXDIDXYOUXXNEVERXWANT
to be alone?

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Skimrande
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May 31, 2016 10:32pm EDT

i keep my heart held deep within me so that its fibers never snag and yes the risk is so much lower but god the pain is so much worse

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Skimrande
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April 24, 2016 8:56pm EDT

all too often i find my toes flush with ledges while my eyes peer down at cars scattering like ants
i'm not as courageous as i used to be but my trepidation keeps me upright
years ago i wouldn't have lingered this long
i don't wanna jump but i just might

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Skimrande
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March 24, 2016 12:13am EDT

i just scrolled through the witty facebook page and boy howdy am I feeling some strange feelings

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Skimrande
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March 22, 2016 3:54pm EDT

these train conversations
ARE PASSING ME BY AND I AIN'T GOT
nothing to say
XXXXYOUXGETXWHATXXYOUXPAYXFORXXXX
BUT I JUST HAD NO INTENTION
OF LIVING THIS WAY

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Skimrande
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March 8, 2016 12:50am EST

every key turning in its lock sounds the same and you're home somewhere but not with me
i wonder if you're happy with the locks that you've got or if you miss the doors you used to walk through

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Skimrande
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January 16, 2016 9:48pm EST

EIGHT years of resolutions
oh yes i'm still gonna make a new year's resolution post oh boy
2009
-lose 15 pounds
-stop biting my nails
-be more popular
-get an A in phys. ed.
-cry less
2010
-lose 15 pounds
-stop biting my nails
-do 30 squats/thigh exercises a day
-get an A in phys. ed.
-be less sensitive
2011
-make an effort to be more attractive
-be more laid back
-get closer to [him]
-do 30 sit ups a day
-be happy
2012
-do 50 sit ups a day
-be more open
-make more friends
-be happy
2013
-cry less
-be happy
-eat more healthily
-run half a mile a day
-develop close friendships
-stop biting my f/cking fingernails
2014
-maintain a positive attitude
-develop close friendships
-quit being an as/hole
-unf/ck my sleeping schedule
-eat vegetarian for a short period
-develop hobbies or something like forreal
2015
-develop a healthier lifestyle
-make money and buy cute clothes and stuff
-be positive
-be nice to and friendly with everyone around me
-be outgoing
-purposely surround myself with the best people for me
-learn how cars work
2016
-make more friends
-get all A's in every class I take this year
-git a job you goshdarned freeloader
-be happy happy happy
-learn to play an instrument a little bit

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