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Skimrande

Status: your one stop shop for overused formats and bad poetry since 2011

Member Since: 28 Jun 2011 10:44pm

Last Seen: 29 Aug 2017 11:31pm

Birthday: October 23

Location: round here

Gender: F

user id: 188573

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  1. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2017 11:56pm EDT
    i let someone hurt my feelings again

  2. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2017 8:37pm EDT
    i just saw one of those nostalgia compilation posts on instagram that referenced witty im gonna cry

  3. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2017 5:26pm EDT
    i still love you

  4. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2016 4:14pm EST
    IF YOU USE ALCOHOL AS A SEDATIVE
    AND BLESS YOUR HEART AS A NEGATIVE
    IF YOU RIDE YOUR WHITE HORSE
    like the wind
    x x x IF WHAT YOU SEE x x x
    x x x IS WHAT YOU GET x x x
    well then,
    we should be friends

  5. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2016 9:27pm EST
    it's november and last year's resolutions are still on my front page :(

  6. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2016 8:43pm EDT
    ALL OF MY FRIENDS GOT FLOWERS IN THEIR EYES
    but I got none this season

  7. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2016 5:37pm EDT
    i never posted a quote for my anniversary so happy very belated five year anniversary to you, Witty

  8. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2016 5:34pm EDT
    DID YOU EVER LOVE HER?
    do you know?
    ORXDIDXYOUXXNEVERXWANT
    to be alone?

  9. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2016 10:32pm EDT
    i keep my heart held deep within me so that its fibers never snag and yes the risk is so much lower but god the pain is so much worse

  10. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2016 8:56pm EDT
    all too often i find my toes flush with ledges while my eyes peer down at cars scattering like ants
    i'm not as courageous as i used to be but my trepidation keeps me upright
    years ago i wouldn't have lingered this long
    i don't wanna jump but i just might

  11. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2016 12:13am EDT
    i just scrolled through the witty facebook page and boy howdy am I feeling some strange feelings

  12. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2016 3:54pm EDT
    these train conversations
    ARE PASSING ME BY AND I AIN'T GOT
    nothing to say
    XXXXYOUXGETXWHATXXYOUXPAYXFORXXXX
    BUT I JUST HAD NO INTENTION
    OF LIVING THIS WAY

  13. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2016 12:50am EST
    every key turning in its lock sounds the same and you're home somewhere but not with me
    i wonder if you're happy with the locks that you've got or if you miss the doors you used to walk through

  14. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2016 9:48pm EST
    EIGHT years of resolutions
    oh yes i'm still gonna make a new year's resolution post oh boy
    2009
    -lose 15 pounds
    -stop biting my nails
    -be more popular
    -get an A in phys. ed.
    -cry less
    2010
    -lose 15 pounds
    -stop biting my nails
    -do 30 squats/thigh exercises a day
    -get an A in phys. ed.
    -be less sensitive
    2011
    -make an effort to be more attractive
    -be more laid back
    -get closer to [him]
    -do 30 sit ups a day
    -be happy
    2012
    -do 50 sit ups a day
    -be more open
    -make more friends
    -be happy
    2013
    -cry less
    -be happy
    -eat more healthily
    -run half a mile a day
    -develop close friendships
    -stop biting my f/cking fingernails
    2014
    -maintain a positive attitude
    -develop close friendships
    -quit being an as/hole
    -unf/ck my sleeping schedule
    -eat vegetarian for a short period
    -develop hobbies or something like forreal
    2015
    -develop a healthier lifestyle
    -make money and buy cute clothes and stuff
    -be positive
    -be nice to and friendly with everyone around me
    -be outgoing
    -purposely surround myself with the best people for me
    -learn how cars work
    2016
    -make more friends
    -get all A's in every class I take this year
    -git a job you goshdarned freeloader
    -be happy happy happy
    -learn to play an instrument a little bit

  15. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2016 9:20pm EST
    THEY CALL KIDS LIKE US VICIOUS
    AND CARVED OUT OF STONE
    BUT FOR WHAT WE'VE BECOME
    we just feel more alone
    ALWAYS WEIGH WHAT I'VE GOT
    AGAINST WHAT I LEFT
    xxxxxxSOXPROGRESSXREPORTxxxxxx
    I'm missing you to death

  16. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2016 11:54am EST
    i love people and my heart is as big as the ocean and im here for you but also how do you hold a conversation

  17. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2015 9:08pm EST
    round here
    WE ALWAYS STAND UP STRAIGHT
    _ r o u n d h e r e, s o m e t h i n g __
    RADIATES

  18. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2015 7:07pm EST
    YOU THOUGHT GOD WAS AN ARCHITECT, NOW YOU KNOW
    HE'S SOMETHING LIKE A PIPE BOMB READY TO BLOW
    AND EVERYTHING YOU BUILT THAT'S ALL FOR SHOW
    GOESXUPXINXFLAMES
    in 24 frames

  19. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2015 6:55pm EST
    "Are you okay" is such a threatening question because I understand that giving off any impression of discontent is unacceptable under the roof of the people who feed me, in the company of people who care about me. I couldn't stop myself from crying at work or breaking down in school and I wanted to swerve into oncoming traffic and every day became a blur of tears and the hallway carpet I would collapse on when I got home and your asking me if I'm okay wasn't good enough because you only wanted the right answer.

  20. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2015 9:13pm EST
    IT'S 4:30 AM ON A TUESDAY AND
    IT DOESN'T GET MUCH WORSE THAN THIS
    IN BEDS IN LITTLE ROOMS IN BUILDINGS
    IN THE MIDDLE OF THESE LIVES
    which are completely meaningless

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