Skimrande

Status: your one stop shop for overused formats and bad poetry since 2011

Member Since: 28 Jun 2011 10:44pm

Last Seen: 29 Aug 2017 11:31pm

Birthday: October 23

Location: round here

Gender: F

user id: 188573

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Skimrande
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August 28, 2017 11:56pm EDT

i let someone hurt my feelings again

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Skimrande
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June 20, 2017 8:37pm EDT

i just saw one of those nostalgia compilation posts on instagram that referenced witty im gonna cry

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Skimrande
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May 30, 2017 5:26pm EDT

i still love you

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Skimrande
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December 7, 2016 4:14pm EST

IF YOU USE ALCOHOL AS A SEDATIVE
AND BLESS YOUR HEART AS A NEGATIVE
IF YOU RIDE YOUR WHITE HORSE
like the wind
x x x IF WHAT YOU SEE x x x
x x x IS WHAT YOU GET x x x
well then,
we should be friends

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Skimrande
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November 12, 2016 9:27pm EST

it's november and last year's resolutions are still on my front page :(

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Skimrande
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August 14, 2016 8:43pm EDT

ALL OF MY FRIENDS GOT FLOWERS IN THEIR EYES
but I got none this season

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Skimrande
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August 12, 2016 5:37pm EDT

i never posted a quote for my anniversary so happy very belated five year anniversary to you, Witty

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Skimrande
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August 12, 2016 5:34pm EDT

DID YOU EVER LOVE HER?
do you know?
ORXDIDXYOUXXNEVERXWANT
to be alone?

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Skimrande
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May 31, 2016 10:32pm EDT

i keep my heart held deep within me so that its fibers never snag and yes the risk is so much lower but god the pain is so much worse

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Skimrande
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April 24, 2016 8:56pm EDT

all too often i find my toes flush with ledges while my eyes peer down at cars scattering like ants
i'm not as courageous as i used to be but my trepidation keeps me upright
years ago i wouldn't have lingered this long
i don't wanna jump but i just might

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Skimrande
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March 24, 2016 12:13am EDT

i just scrolled through the witty facebook page and boy howdy am I feeling some strange feelings

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Skimrande
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March 22, 2016 3:54pm EDT

these train conversations
ARE PASSING ME BY AND I AIN'T GOT
nothing to say
XXXXYOUXGETXWHATXXYOUXPAYXFORXXXX
BUT I JUST HAD NO INTENTION
OF LIVING THIS WAY

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Skimrande
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March 8, 2016 12:50am EST

every key turning in its lock sounds the same and you're home somewhere but not with me
i wonder if you're happy with the locks that you've got or if you miss the doors you used to walk through

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Skimrande
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January 16, 2016 9:48pm EST

EIGHT years of resolutions
oh yes i'm still gonna make a new year's resolution post oh boy
2009
-lose 15 pounds
-stop biting my nails
-be more popular
-get an A in phys. ed.
-cry less
2010
-lose 15 pounds
-stop biting my nails
-do 30 squats/thigh exercises a day
-get an A in phys. ed.
-be less sensitive
2011
-make an effort to be more attractive
-be more laid back
-get closer to [him]
-do 30 sit ups a day
-be happy
2012
-do 50 sit ups a day
-be more open
-make more friends
-be happy
2013
-cry less
-be happy
-eat more healthily
-run half a mile a day
-develop close friendships
-stop biting my f/cking fingernails
2014
-maintain a positive attitude
-develop close friendships
-quit being an as/hole
-unf/ck my sleeping schedule
-eat vegetarian for a short period
-develop hobbies or something like forreal
2015
-develop a healthier lifestyle
-make money and buy cute clothes and stuff
-be positive
-be nice to and friendly with everyone around me
-be outgoing
-purposely surround myself with the best people for me
-learn how cars work
2016
-make more friends
-get all A's in every class I take this year
-git a job you goshdarned freeloader
-be happy happy happy
-learn to play an instrument a little bit

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Skimrande
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January 16, 2016 9:20pm EST

THEY CALL KIDS LIKE US VICIOUS
AND CARVED OUT OF STONE
BUT FOR WHAT WE'VE BECOME
we just feel more alone
ALWAYS WEIGH WHAT I'VE GOT
AGAINST WHAT I LEFT
xxxxxxSOXPROGRESSXREPORTxxxxxx
I'm missing you to death

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Skimrande
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January 9, 2016 11:54am EST

i love people and my heart is as big as the ocean and im here for you but also how do you hold a conversation

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Skimrande
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December 19, 2015 9:08pm EST

round here
WE ALWAYS STAND UP STRAIGHT
_ r o u n d h e r e, s o m e t h i n g __
RADIATES

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Skimrande
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December 19, 2015 7:07pm EST

YOU THOUGHT GOD WAS AN ARCHITECT, NOW YOU KNOW
HE'S SOMETHING LIKE A PIPE BOMB READY TO BLOW
AND EVERYTHING YOU BUILT THAT'S ALL FOR SHOW
GOESXUPXINXFLAMES
in 24 frames

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Skimrande
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December 19, 2015 6:55pm EST

"Are you okay" is such a threatening question because I understand that giving off any impression of discontent is unacceptable under the roof of the people who feed me, in the company of people who care about me. I couldn't stop myself from crying at work or breaking down in school and I wanted to swerve into oncoming traffic and every day became a blur of tears and the hallway carpet I would collapse on when I got home and your asking me if I'm okay wasn't good enough because you only wanted the right answer.

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Skimrande
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November 19, 2015 9:13pm EST

IT'S 4:30 AM ON A TUESDAY AND
IT DOESN'T GET MUCH WORSE THAN THIS
IN BEDS IN LITTLE ROOMS IN BUILDINGS
IN THE MIDDLE OF THESE LIVES
which are completely meaningless

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