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Me: Table for two please.
Waiter: alright if you and your laptop could follow me
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Me: Table for two please. Waiter: alright if you and your laptop

22 faves · 1 comments · Jun 15, 2013 11:34am

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The Chosen One* · 1 decade ago
STOPPIT. IM LITERALLY GONNA DIE LAUGHING!
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