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brokenlungs

1. brokenlungs
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2013 1:27am UTC
   lets see u try and unfollow me with no arms
   
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2. brokenlungs
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2013 6:15pm UTC
   Sometimes when I'm too lazy to read a story that I follow on here,
   I just copy and paste it into google translate and have it read it for me.
   
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3. brokenlungs
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2013 11:36am UTC
   *on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
   
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4. brokenlungs
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2013 11:34am UTC
   Me: Table for two please.
   Waiter: alright if you and your laptop could follow me
   
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5. brokenlungs
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2013 1:14am UTC
   *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry i fell asleep
   
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6. brokenlungs
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 8:54pm UTC
   Of course I'm going to pretend I'm okay.
   but look deep into my eyes.
   I'm broken.
   
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7. brokenlungs
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 8:52pm UTC
   I should have never fallen for you
   because now I can't stop loving you
   even after you left me.
   
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8. brokenlungs
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2013 10:31am UTC
   Sᴜʀᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴜsᴇᴅ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ- ᴀᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ. Sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴀʏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ- ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴠᴇ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ- ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪᴛ.
   Iᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.
   ♡
   
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9. brokenlungs
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC
   Ding dong? Who's there?
   No one. Im alone.
   
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10. brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    Karma will get you darling.
    You'll get your chance so
    wait.
    
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11. brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 1:10am UTC
    So today I wanted to put on some perfume,
    but when I tried spraying it, it completely missed me and hit the person beside me.
    Lets just say it consisted of an awkward silence as I put it back in my bag.
    
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12. brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    At restaurant:
    Waitress: Okay it will be about a fifteen minute wait.
    Me: *looks around*
    Me: *sees about ten open tables*
    Me: ....
    Me: ....
    Me: ....
    Me: ....
    Me: K.
    
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13. brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    I always look at a picture from when I was younger and wish.
    Wish I could go back to that simpler time.
    The time when my eyes shined bright
    and my smile wasnt fake.
    
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14. brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    There will always be guys that prefer other guys instead of girls.
    No matter what you say.
    So get the f/ck over it.
    
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15. brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Trying to be quiet after a test; the moment when everything in the room is suddenly interesting
    "Oh wow. look at that flag..look at all those colors..wow.just wow...AND THAT CHAIR TOO! WOW!....."
    
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16. brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    You think you've won this game..
    but I still have another move.
    
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17. brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    I never thought I'd end up like this..
    
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18. brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 1:02am UTC
    it still hurts..
    
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19. brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    MY LEG!
    
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20. brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    You know you're a 'wittian' when:
    you call it Witty instead of Wittyprofiles
    
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