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dolph*

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Member Since: 20 Feb 2012 02:03pm

Last Seen: 22 Jul 2016 10:04pm

Location: England

Gender: F

user id: 276159

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  1. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 6:47pm UTC
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  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 6:02am UTC
    So if I asked you about art, you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I’ll bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you’d probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You’re a tough kid. And I’d ask you about war, you’d probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, “once more unto the breach dear friends.” But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I’d ask you about love, you’d probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms “visiting hours” don’t apply to you. You don’t know about real loss, ’cause it only occurs when you’ve loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you… I don’t see an intelligent, confident man… I see a co/cky, scared sh|tless kid. But you’re a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my f|cking life apart. You’re an orphan right? … You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally… I don’t give a sh|t about all that, because you know what, I can’t learn anything from you, I can’t read in some f|ckin’ book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t want to do that do you sport? You’re terrified of what you might say.
    Your move, chief.

  3. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2014 8:28pm UTC
    Always accept an apology instead of saying "it's okay",
    because they will think it's okay to do it again.

  4. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 7:01pm UTC
    Do your squats
    Eat your vegatables
    Wear red lipstick
    And don't let boys be mean to you.

  5. dolph* dolph*
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    July 10, 2014 1:59pm UTC

  6. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    lets just appreciate this

  7. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 12:42pm UTC
    HELP
    WHAT COLOUR IPHONE 5C SHOULD I GET?

  8. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 12:30pm UTC
    If you had a friend who treated to you in the same way you treat to yourself, how long
    would you allow that person to be your friend?

  9. dolph* dolph*
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    June 17, 2014 8:20am UTC
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  10. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 6:53am UTC
    Beliefs which perpetuate oppression do not deserve respect, end of story.

  11. dolph* dolph*
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    May 26, 2014 2:29pm UTC
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    May 26, 2014 2:26pm UTC
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    May 26, 2014 2:24pm UTC
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    May 26, 2014 2:22pm UTC
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  15. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 12:16pm UTC
    “ And if you’re considering just following your natural instincts and being a dick to these people because they deserve it, DON’T. This behaviour does nobody any good. You will get so much more done in life by being a slightly disingenuous nice person than an unremittingly honest arsehole. ”
    - How To Be A Person (in the chapter How to Get Along
    With People Who Are Different from You)

  16. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 4:28pm UTC
    i actually really wanna start a youtube channel, like a vlog one like danisnotonfire and zoella etc

  17. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 2:01pm UTC
    Here's my rant:
    I'm sick of people on here moaning about the website, and saying crap like "wittty isn't what it used to be".
    I understand everyone has their views but the incessant whining and complaining is actually really disrespectful
    to Steve, in my opinion. Nothing ever stays the same, so moaning about changes that this website is going through
    won't do anything about it. People get older and have to focus on things such as coursework, etc. So don't come on
    here just to say "omg wittys totally changed everyones leavin".
    If you're that heartbroken that things are changing then why don't you do something about it?

  18. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    things to do when people sing you happy birthday:
    •smile and clap along
    •have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
    •beat-box
    •scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
    •sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
    •go up to the closest person singing and cup their face with your hands until they stop
    •start a mosh pit
    •striptease

  19. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 5:27pm UTC
    Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”

  20. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:02pm UTC
    let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d f'u'ck you if you asked”

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