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          things to do when people sing you happy birthday:
         •smile and clap along
         •have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
         •beat-box
         •scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
         •sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
         •go up to the closest person singing and cup their face with your hands until they stop
         •start a mosh pit
         •striptease

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things to do when people sing you happy birthday: •smile

25 faves · Apr 10, 2014 1:42pm

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