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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2016 5:04pm UTC
    I have gunpowder in my chest
    instead of a heart now,
    and it escapes my lips
    shaped like a bullet
    with your name on it.
    Soft people become dangerous
    when you destroy the things
    they hold dearest.

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2016 4:28pm UTC
    this format was made by partie! please only use this for your QUOTES on WITTYPROFILES.COM and do not remove ANY part of the credit; that includes this credit right here and any credit that follows (c) partie
    That's when I understood why some women light s.hit on fire: it isn't about getting someone to come back, it is about realizing that who I was when I let you stay needed to be burned down to the ground.

  3. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2016 3:48pm UTC
    Of All
    the things
    My Hands
    have Held
    the Best
    by far
    is YOU.
    Format © dontsellyourself

  4. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2014 12:10pm UTC
    i do not care about you. i am 100% over you. i love another boy.
    or am i?
    yes, i am.
    now stop questioning your feelings.
    he doesnt want you.
    the other boy does.
    the other boy wasnt touching you like how he was.
    you havent known the other boy since you were 9.
    the other boy isnt as nice.
    the other boy hates you.
    you lost your chance.
    he thinks youre annoying and clingy.
    he doesn't care about you
    or me
    or the rest of us.
    you only need the other boy.
    and us.
    you need us.
    you should go after the other boy.
    the one who hates you.
    why would i do that?
    he's still one of my best friends.
    he does love me.
    doesnt he?
    little girl
    we'll make him love you
    or he dies.
    -my schziophrenic diary.
    july 12th 2014, 1:03 am est
    italics are the voices in my head
    non-italics is just me thinking

  5. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2015 1:18pm UTC
    I wasted too many 11:11's on you.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 3:13am UTC
    last week i was at a coffee shop with my boyfriend and this guy i know was working there and i asked if i could have a coffee and he just replied with 'no' and then stared at me for like five seconds and i didn't know what to do even though he was obviously joking so i just kind of shuffled back and hid behind my boyfriend for five minutes
    i've missed sharing my socially awkward adventures with the internet

  7. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2014 10:38am UTC
    Hearing someone say, "wow, why aren't there more people like you?" is one of the biggest compliments you could get

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 5:14pm UTC
    During bad times
    You discover who your true friends are

  9. ☾ * ☾ *
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 12:37pm UTC
    If these sheets were the states and you were miles away, I'd fold them end over end to bring you closer to me.

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 6:47pm UTC
    selfish thoughts;
    - if you didn't miss me last week don't say you miss me when I'm dead
    - don't try to guilt me out of being sad by telling me to consider how my sadness makes you feel
    - if you hurt me intentionally I don't care how sorry you are
    - telling me I'm pretty will never make me feel better

  12. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    Never assume that because it breathes it is human.
    Monsters breathe too.

  13. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 5:45pm UTC
    “We teach girls shame; close your legs, cover yourself, we make them feel as though by being born female they’re already guilty of something."

  14. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    when ppl steal my profile layouts

  15. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2014 12:12am UTC

  16. Jesus* Jesus*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 1:16am UTC
    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

  17. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 8:58pm UTC
    After all these years,
    I am at long last...
    Cancer free.

  18. mcnuggets* mcnuggets*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 1:45pm UTC
    ain't i so cool

  19. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    Remember when I asked for your opinion?
    Yeah, me neither.

  20. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 6:02am UTC
    So if I asked you about art, you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I’ll bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you’d probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You’re a tough kid. And I’d ask you about war, you’d probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, “once more unto the breach dear friends.” But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I’d ask you about love, you’d probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms “visiting hours” don’t apply to you. You don’t know about real loss, ’cause it only occurs when you’ve loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you… I don’t see an intelligent, confident man… I see a co/cky, scared sh|tless kid. But you’re a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my f|cking life apart. You’re an orphan right? … You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally… I don’t give a sh|t about all that, because you know what, I can’t learn anything from you, I can’t read in some f|ckin’ book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t want to do that do you sport? You’re terrified of what you might say.
    Your move, chief.


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