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  1. 2grunge4u 2grunge4u
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2015 8:02am EDT
    i'm so dope and ur so nope

  2. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2015 8:27pm EST
    Me: *Watching old family video*.
    Me: Who's that idiot that keeps talking in the background?
    Me: Oh that's me

  3. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2015 10:15pm EST
    Oh, you found your soul mate when you were only a teenager?
    Renesmee found hers when she was only a newborn baby.

  4. idciammyself idciammyself
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 3:38pm EDT
    "True Love Is Putting Someone Else Before Yourself." - Olaf

  5. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 7:33pm EDT
    Plot twist:
    A Witty quote is stolen and put on Tumblr

  6. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 8:04pm EDT
    Am I the only one who just-
    - is in le car -
    *puts in earbuds*
    *turns up volumes really high*
    *stares out le window, pretending there is a concert
    with all my favorite fictional characters*

  7. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 4:51pm EDT
    do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned?

  8. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 8:39pm EDT
    When some one is surround by darknesss,
    Even the smallest of things manage to stand out

  9. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 2:39pm EDT
    Remember kids:
    Anything is a verb if you put -ing at the end

  10. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 3:05pm EDT
    *Seductively flips leg hair* Why, Hello there ;)

  11. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 9:19pm EST
    Make like a tree and slowly, imperceptibly, stalk humans before striking one day when no one else is looking.

  12. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 2:20pm EST
    imagine gordan ramsey playing flappy bird

  13. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 7:39am EST
    I like purposefully look for unknown bands
    So I can crush on the band members
    Without all the fangirls.

  14. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 1:10pm EST
    GUIS~
    I have a hot date for Valentines day
    And I plan to play with him all night
    It'll be the best day ever
    Maybe he'll let me bring my steamy friend along
    And I can eat my friend as I play with him
    Their names are Gameboy and Potato.

  15. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 5:36pm EST
    Lol @ school for not teaching us stuff everyone was going to need to know how to do like manage money, how to not freak out at an interview, how to deal with the death of a loved one, what love really is, ect. ect.
    Did you expect us to walk into a job interview and be like 'A2 + B2 = C2. Do I get the job now?'

  16. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 5:29pm EST
    Okay so let me get this straight, Twilight is a book about an emotionless, boring, weak girl who falls in love with a sparkly vampire who can't decide if he wants her or not. And later, the vampire blackmails her by forcing her to marry him in exchange for sexual intercourse, which leads to her becoming a teen mom. She then dies and her sparkly husband bites her, forcing her into extreme pain for three days. Meanwhile, her childhood best friend that is a werewolf becomes a pedophile and falls in love with her daughter because he couldn't get the mother...?

  17. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 9:09am EST
    all i see is signs, all i see is
    mcdonalds signs.
    nuggets on my mind, chicken
    nuggets on my mind

  18. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 9:07am EST
    gay person: *breathes*
    white girl: OMG you're so SASSY
    white girl: i love gay people lolz lets go shopping

  19. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:40am EST
    scale1
    skāl/
    noun
    1.
    each of the small, thin hôrny or bony plates protecting the skin of fish and reptiles, typically overlapping one another.
    1.
    each of the small, thin hôrny or bony plates
    thin hôrny or bony plates
    hôrny or bony
    My mind, everyone.

  20. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 6:19pm EST
    I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

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