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asianmayonnaise

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Member Since: 3 Jan 2013 03:24pm

Last Seen: 18 Nov 2017 11:16pm

Gender: F

user id: 344881

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Oh, hi.

 
{+} music | Three Days Grace | Breaking Benjamin | A Day to Remember | Story of the Year | Bullet For My Valentine | There For Tomorrow | Mayday Parade | Coldplay | The Glitch Mob | Justin Bieber | Demi Lovato | the Internet | winter | snow | thunderstorms | rainy days | clothes | shopping | Converse | TLC | elephants | cats | dogs | being alone | doodling | drawing | stuffed animals | bubble baths | sleeping | baking | sweatpants | Eeyore☺ | night time | Christmas time | swimming | the beach

{-} bullies | rude people | gym class | gym teachers | competitive people | annoying people | waking up early | know-it-alls | running | homework | people | going out in public | talking to people


                                                                          



  1. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 4:19pm EDT
    you know that mood you get in sometimes where you are just in love with drinking water

  2. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 4:09pm EDT
    Having 3 friends is a lot of work

  3. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 5:24pm EDT
    when people compliment me
    it's like wow
    are you being for real
    like bless you and your family
    i hope all your dreams come true
    amen

  4. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:36pm EDT
    Me: *Looks at pictures from 6th grade*
    Me: *Jumps out window*

  5. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 7:56pm EDT
    There was this one time when I accidentally typed in "witty.com" instead of "wittyprofiles.com" and it took me to some random webpage and I was in sheer panic for like two minutes thinking that witty was gone and there was no more witty and my life was ruined forever and everything I had ever dreamed of was down the drain it was gone everything was gone my hopes dreams everything like do you even realize

  6. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 8:03pm EDT
    omg doesn't even mean "oh my God" anymore, it just means omg

  7. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 11:00pm EDT
    "I have no followers"
    said the popular girl with 64375603 followers

  8. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 1:51pm EDT
    sometimes I wonder how I got so funny but then I remember I'm the only one who finds me funny

  9. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 1:45pm EDT
    Me: I'm gonna watch some TV
    Mom: I'm gonna vacuum every square inch of this house

  10. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 4:25pm EDT
    Me: *Does 10 crunches*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: So this is how I die

  11. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:53pm EDT
    me: *posts quote*
    *2 faves*
    witty famous person: *posts same exact quote*
    *4778474743734774747474 faves*
    me: WHY

  12. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:46pm EDT
    regular wittian: *posts quote from tumblr*
    another wittian: um eww you could at least give credit to tumblr what the heck is wrong with you get off Witty
    witty famous person: *posts quote from tumblr*
    another wittian: OMG YOU'RE SOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL CAN I BE YOU

  13. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 11:41am EDT
    If you ever think you fail at life,
    just remember that you're not like me and you've never been left out at your own birthday party

  14. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 3:40pm EDT
    That awkward moment
    when I was born

  15. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 3:34pm EDT
    My biggest fear in life
    is living alone and not having anyone to kill bugs when I need them to

  16. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 10:06am EDT
    I'm so sick of seeing all these quotes about 12-year-olds and "twelvies".
    I realize that they shouldn't even be on witty, because you have to be 13, but in my opinion it doesn't really matter how old they are, as long as they're mature. I've met some 12-year-olds that are more mature than some 16-year-olds. Not all 12-year-olds are stereotypical. I realize that some can be annoying, and act much older than they actually are--but others realize that they are still kids, and they don't act like they're 18.
    So before you go judging a Wittian because they're 12, maybe you should look deeper to see if they're really as stereotypical as you thought they would be.

  17. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 10:53pm EDT
    Seals are basically just dog mermaids

  18. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 10:50pm EDT
    So...I hear you like bad girls.
    Well, not to brag but, I'm bad!
    ...at everything.

  19. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 10:48am EDT
    Person: I'm gonna pop some tags o-
    Me: stfu before i pop you

  20. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 10:10pm EDT
    Me: *gets good idea for quote*
    Me: That's HILARIOUS YOU'RE A COMEDY GENIUS
    Me: *Types quote*
    Me: *Re-reads quote*
    Me: *Edits quote*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:..
    Me: NO.
    Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
    Me: THAT'S THE DUMBEST QUOTE I'VE EVER SEEN
    Me: YOU IDIOT
    Me: NO ONE WILL EVER FAVE THAT QUOTE
    Me: NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU
    Me: YOU'LL DIE ALONE WITH 43 CATS
    Me: *Clears text and logs out*

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