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asianmayonnaise

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Member Since: 3 Jan 2013 03:24pm

Last Seen: 18 Nov 2017 11:16pm

Gender: F

user id: 344881

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 4:19pm UTC

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you are just in love with drinking water

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asianmayonnaise
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October 15, 2013 4:09pm UTC

Having 3 friends is a lot of work

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 5:24pm UTC

when people compliment me
it's like wow
are you being for real
like bless you and your family
i hope all your dreams come true
amen

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Me: *Looks at pictures from 6th grade*
Me: *Jumps out window*

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 7:56pm UTC

There was this one time when I accidentally typed in "witty.com" instead of "wittyprofiles.com" and it took me to some random webpage and I was in sheer panic for like two minutes thinking that witty was gone and there was no more witty and my life was ruined forever and everything I had ever dreamed of was down the drain it was gone everything was gone my hopes dreams everything like do you even realize

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 8:03pm UTC

omg doesn't even mean "oh my God" anymore, it just means omg

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 11:00pm UTC

"I have no followers"
said the popular girl with 64375603 followers

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 1:51pm UTC

sometimes I wonder how I got so funny but then I remember I'm the only one who finds me funny

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Me: I'm gonna watch some TV
Mom: I'm gonna vacuum every square inch of this house

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Me: *Does 10 crunches*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: So this is how I die

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:53pm UTC

me: *posts quote*
*2 faves*
witty famous person: *posts same exact quote*
*4778474743734774747474 faves*
me: WHY

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC

regular wittian: *posts quote from tumblr*
another wittian: um eww you could at least give credit to tumblr what the heck is wrong with you get off Witty
witty famous person: *posts quote from tumblr*
another wittian: OMG YOU'RE SOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL CAN I BE YOU

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 11:41am UTC

If you ever think you fail at life,
just remember that you're not like me and you've never been left out at your own birthday party

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 3:40pm UTC

That awkward moment
when I was born

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asianmayonnaise
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July 4, 2013 3:34pm UTC

My biggest fear in life
is living alone and not having anyone to kill bugs when I need them to

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 10:06am UTC

I'm so sick of seeing all these quotes about 12-year-olds and "twelvies".
I realize that they shouldn't even be on witty, because you have to be 13, but in my opinion it doesn't really matter how old they are, as long as they're mature. I've met some 12-year-olds that are more mature than some 16-year-olds. Not all 12-year-olds are stereotypical. I realize that some can be annoying, and act much older than they actually are--but others realize that they are still kids, and they don't act like they're 18.
So before you go judging a Wittian because they're 12, maybe you should look deeper to see if they're really as stereotypical as you thought they would be.

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 10:53pm UTC

Seals are basically just dog mermaids

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 10:50pm UTC

So...I hear you like bad girls.
Well, not to brag but, I'm bad!
...at everything.

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 10:48am UTC

Person: I'm gonna pop some tags o-
Me: stfu before i pop you

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 10:10pm UTC

Me: *gets good idea for quote*
Me: That's HILARIOUS YOU'RE A COMEDY GENIUS
Me: *Types quote*
Me: *Re-reads quote*
Me: *Edits quote*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:..
Me: NO.
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Me: THAT'S THE DUMBEST QUOTE I'VE EVER SEEN
Me: YOU IDIOT
Me: NO ONE WILL EVER FAVE THAT QUOTE
Me: NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU
Me: YOU'LL DIE ALONE WITH 43 CATS
Me: *Clears text and logs out*

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