A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch." The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.

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253 faves · 32 comments · Feb 26, 2013 6:27pm

that_girl_you_know · 1 decade ago
i read this twice to get it then i literally choked on the water I was drinking

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Alyssa Elton* · 1 decade ago
....ooh.. so the husband WASN'T the father? okay
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nish35uknowhoiam · 1 decade ago
hahahahahahahahah
I laughed.
hard.
somebody's busted
a hahahah
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
O mg hahaha at first I didn't get it but then I went back and read "the baby's father" and then I started cracking up!!!!!
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moll :)* · 1 decade ago
dude, i love you.
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Okay but you'll have to give me a moment to process it before I can tell you if I love you back ;)
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moll :)* · 1 decade ago
*gives you several moments* okay, are you ready for this large milestone?
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
No. There's just...someone else
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moll :)* · 1 decade ago
*gasp* HOW COULD YOU CHARLIE!?
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Kailey♥* · 1 decade ago
I laughed out loud and my mum called up to me from downstairs "Uhh are you okay?!"
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alisonDB21 · 1 decade ago
Oh my gah, hahahahhahahaha, thats hilarious xD
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Miss_Gemma · 1 decade ago
It took me forever to get this joke! haha...
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
At first I didn't get it but now i do OMFGGG
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FallenAngel* · 1 decade ago
Busteddd!!!x
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kitkat929m · 1 decade ago
Lol. Laughing so hard right now!
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
Busted! XD
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supergreenmissqueen · 1 decade ago
looooool
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RubiLouise · 1 decade ago
Haha my health teacher told me that joke. XD
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
hahaha what kind of health teacher tells jokes like that?!?!
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RubiLouise · 1 decade ago
haha my health teachers crazy xD
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ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons · 1 decade ago
I laughed. Very hard.
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ilyhabibi* · 1 decade ago
Oh my gawd xD That's funny :P
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*_* · 1 decade ago
Hahahaha I get it. I feel like a genious (:
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TheCityIsAtWar · 1 decade ago
Ahhh i get it the mailman was the father
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chachawawabubu · 1 decade ago
Read this adn burst out laughing. My mom was looking at me funny so I had to shut off Witty for a while. This is hilarious.
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
I dont get it..
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
the mailman is the father, not the husband
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
But i still dont understand how the man had no pain and why the mail man died
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
because the husband isn't the father. the father would experience the pain. so because the mail man is the father, the pain killed him
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