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YazPenguin

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Member Since: 14 Jan 2013 09:13pm

Last Seen: 26 Feb 2013 07:12pm

Gender: F

user id: 346370

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HI. Ummm. My names Yasmine. I guess I should say that first.

I'm pretty straight-forward. If you ask me something, beware. I'm not going to sugar coat it.

Some people call me mean, I say I'm honest. Some people call me weird, I say I'm unique. Some people call me crazy, I say I'm special.

Yeah you know how if you look at your friends there's that one friend who looks innocent but has an extremely dirty mind and swears a lot and can and will physically hurt you if you annoy her? Yeah that's pretty much me.

Grammer and spelling mistakes really annoy me. I don't even know why. They just annoy me so much, I want to write a whole paragraph to the person ranting about why there's school for a reason and if they won't use they have been taught they should just drop out and work at McDonald's.

I absolutely love reading. I love books so much. Movies and TV shows are okay, but when they make a movie out of a book, the book is always so much better. I'm a total geek. I get annoyed when people mistake that for a nerd. Just because I get good grades in school doesn't mean I'm a nerd because I do my homework at the very last minute- and I mean when I'm in the class on the day it's due- and I never study for tests. I actually hate school so much. It annoys me.

I love video games. My mom doesn't like me playing games like Black Ops so I usually just go to my cousin's to play it (rebel).

My friend and I skip around school singing Spongebob songs and other random songs. Sometimes we talk in accents to random people we don't know. Sometimes we serenade them. Yeah... No wonder people think we're strange.

                  ANYWAYS. I play soccer and most important.
                                                                              MUSIC IS MY LIFE!!      
        I love.....
                                All Time Low,
                             Avril Lavigne,
                                 Cher Lloyd,
                                     Dave Days,
                                        Ed Sheeran,
                                           Green Day,
                                               One Direction,

                                             and    Panic! At the Disco.
                               
         OKAY BYE I LOVE YOU ALL. EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL AND UNIQUE AND I LOVE YOU ALL AND OH MY GOD HOW COULD I. I FORGOT ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE THINGS EVER!!!


                                                                          Youtube People:
                   Yup. Oh yeah. I will list some of my favorites. They are all hilarious and amazing and I love them.    
♦THE JANOSKIANS

♦ Patrick Quirky
♦ Kingsley
♦ danisnotonfire
♦ AmazingPhil
♦ charlieissocoollike
♦ AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST Jenna Marbles


Yeah okay bye now.

CALIFORNIA GIRLS ARE UNDENIABLE!!!
DON'T YOU TRY TO DENY IT.
HEHEH I'M FROM CALI.
I RIDE UNICORNS TO SCHOOL AND THE STREETS ARE MADE OF CANDY!!
JK JK.
BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL.
  1. YazPenguin YazPenguin
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    AT MY HOUSE WHEN FAMILY COMES OVER:
    Me: *Locked in my room on my laptop*
    Me: *3 hours later comes out to get food*
    My Uncle: Hey can I use your laptop?
    Me:
    Him:
    Everyone else in the room:
    My dog:
    Obama:
    One Direction:
    Me:
    *walks back into room*

  2. YazPenguin YazPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    What Normal Girls Do At Sleepovers:
    ♦ Watch movies
    ♦ Talk about boys
    ♦ Prank Call
    ♦ Have makeovers
    What I Do At A Sleepover:
    ♦ Stuff my face with food
    ♦ Literally stay up all night playing COD Zombies while
    yelling cuss words at the TV and occassionally singing
    Spongebob songs
    *looks at quote*
    *looks at life*
    *cries*
    *continues to eat food*

  3. YazPenguin YazPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Who
    Needs
    Love
    When There's
    FOOD.

  4. YazPenguin YazPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    ╔═══╦══╦═══╦═══╦═══╦════╦══╦═══╦═╗─╔╦═══╦═══╗ ╚╗╔╗╠╣╠╣╔═╗║╔══╣╔═╗║╔╗╔╗╠╣╠╣╔═╗║║╚╗║║╔══╣╔═╗║ ─║║║║║║║╚═╝║╚══╣║─╚╩╝║║╚╝║║║║─║║╔╗╚╝║╚══╣╚═╝║ ─║║║║║║║╔╗╔╣╔══╣║─╔╗─║║──║║║║─║║║╚╗║║╔══╣╔╗╔╝ ╔╝╚╝╠╣╠╣║║╚╣╚══╣╚═╝║─║║─╔╣╠╣╚═╝║║─║║║╚══╣║║╚╗ ╚═══╩══╩╝╚═╩═══╩═══╝─╚╝─╚══╩═══╩╝─╚═╩═══╩╝╚═╝
    <3

  5. YazPenguin YazPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    We all have that
    one friend who eats
    like a cow
    but never gains
    any weight.

:)

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