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Alyssa Elton*

Status: Don't make promises you can't keep </3

Member Since: 8 Jun 2012 05:47pm

Last Seen: 16 Jun 2015 06:02pm

Birthday: April 4

Location: San Diego, CA

Gender: F

user id: 306878

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FROM PARIS WITH LOVE
Hey, sexy beasts!
My name is Alyssa and I'm 18.. I'm a senior. My birthday is on April 4th.
So, now that you know the basics I'm just gonna get to the likes and dislikes thingy soo.. watevs :)


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  1. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:31pm EDT
    When I was 2 years old,
    my sister was half my age.
    Now I am 100 years old,
    how old is my sister?

  2. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:26pm EDT
    MARRY ME?
    a. yes
    b. a
    c. b

  3. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 2:23pm EDT
    That sexy strut to the bathroom
    when you really have to pee.

  4. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 6:39pm EDT
    So, I've been seeing a lot of quotes about the "old witty."
    I'm just going to give it to you straight.
    1) People left
    2) Lots of quotes are coming from tumblr, ifunny, facebook.. etc.
    3) Bullying
    4) Trolls
    Now.
    The MAIN reason why people have left is because they grew up. It's not always about wanting the "old witty" back.
    Okay, people are going to get quotes from other websites regardless. -.-
    And you can't stop it. Even I do it sometimes...
    Bullying. For example, someone posts a quote with their opinion on it. People start attacking right away. Telling people how wrong and stupid they are isn't going to solve anything. If you disagree, stop commenting, click the back button and continue browsing the top quotes. It's simple :)
    For the people trolling... STOP. This is a major reason why people are leaving. It's called bullying. If you see a troll, please block and report them.
    And one more reason is because witty is getting boring. Witty is not for you to post your life story talking about how you cut, depression, etc. It's about expressing your feelings in any way possible.
    If your quote doesn't fit into any of the categories, don't post it.
    www.wittyprofiles.com
    Witty Profiles
    WITTY Profiles.
    Mhmk?
    Got it?

  5. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 3:44pm EDT
    Happy 4th of July
    Now, a joke:
    What do you call bears without ears?
    B.
    Be safe everyone :)

  6. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:16pm EDT
    Everyone has a family tree
    but I have a cactus full of pr.icks

  7. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 3:11pm EDT
    I saw a spider in my bathtub,
    so, I got a tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down

  8. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 4:57pm EDT
    Isn't it odd how people kill flies
    just because their annoying. If people killed people for being annoying I would've died like 15 years ago

  9. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 12:16am EDT
    You're 16 and miss the 90's?
    Yeah, i'm sure those were the best 3 years of your life sh/tting in your pants and eating dirt.

  10. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 7:18pm EDT
    Cody the screaming dog
    Lmfao.

  11. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 6:36pm EDT
    If you can't say something nice
    say something sarcastic

  12. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 6:01pm EDT
    When you drop an ice cube
    and you just kick it under the fridge

  13. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:24pm EDT
    When you think about it
    a kangaroo is just a t-rex deer

  14. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:19pm EDT
    Watching a big dog yawn
    is honestly the scariest thing ever

  15. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 3:47pm EDT
    Author: *scribble scribble*
    Author: Hmm... This character is getting pretty cool and lovable...
    Author: - _ -
    Author: o.o
    Author: >:} *evil look*
    Author: *scribble scribble*

  16. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 2:23pm EDT
    A person borrows your pen
    and you watch them from across the classroom while they play with it in their mouths

  17. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 2:09pm EDT
    I used to think guns were loud
    until I dropped the shampoo bottle in the shower

  18. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 2:02pm EDT
    When the women in your family
    talk about soap operas like it's real life gossip

  19. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 11:10pm EDT
    the ugly years of being a fool
    Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?
    NMF

  20. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 1:53pm EDT
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