Amanda97

Status: Mentally dating Harry Styles and Taylor Lautner

Member Since: 11 Dec 2011 09:34pm

Last Seen: 17 Nov 2013 10:45pm

Birthday: December 25

Location: Amanda's little world.

Gender: F

user id: 249642

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HEY YOU, HEY!!
My names Amanda Rose
I blow out my candles on Christmas or December 25th

The moment i met you i knew i'd fall for you faster than a cheetah. R.i.p 12/5/11

I'm a girl who hides sadness with happines. You'll never understand the pain i feel.

Amanda97
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 10:17pm UTC

Watching the superbowl with the family
Grandma: Did you know that a stork brings babies to mothers that want them?
Me: So if i went outside right now and yelled "Yo Stork, i wanna baby" i would get one?
Dad: No, because they know if they did that i would kill them

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Amanda97
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January 6, 2013 6:01pm UTC

If quizs make you quizicle what do tests make you?

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Amanda97
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January 6, 2013 5:32pm UTC

How do you organize a space party?
You planet
Phillies99's Format
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Amanda97
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January 2, 2013 7:31pm UTC

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Girl: That phone is so last year
Me: So's your attitude but you still use that.
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Amanda97
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December 27, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Taking a picture of my brother next to my Harry Styles cut out
*takes picture*
Me: Haha dad he looks terrified
Dad: I would be too if i was that close to his crotch
Me: I wouldnt :)
Dad: I'm going to pretend that i didnt hear that. It will help me sleep better at night...

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Amanda97
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December 18, 2012 8:43pm UTC

Being without you is like....
only taking one bite out of a donut...
It just cant be done.
♥

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Amanda97
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December 13, 2012 3:51pm UTC

When life gives you lemons..
You throw them back at life and say..
Make your own damn lemonade! Im busy!! GOSH
mq!

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Amanda97
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December 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC

*Sits down at table and pours a bowl of Frosted Flakes.
*looks down*
Me:What is this?
*pours some in my hand*
Me: Dad!
Dad: Yeah?
Me: How is it possible that there is a whole box of frosted flakes with no frosted on them?
Dad: Because if you look at the box it says "Reduced sugar."
Me: Oh, but in that case why don't they just call them corn flakes?
Dad: Boy, you really are my child.

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Amanda97
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December 3, 2012 9:33pm UTC

You know what I don't get...
Mario can break bricks with his head, but if he touches a turtle he dies...
WTF..

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Amanda97
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November 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC

ICarly ended and we still don't know what happened to Freddies dad..

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Amanda97
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November 23, 2012 8:49pm UTC

I never realized that’s What Makes You beautiful. That One Thing make you, you. I just wanna stay Up All Night and become More Than This with you, because it’s Gotta Be You. I Wish you were here with me. Please don’t Tell Me A Lie that you are Taken. Because all I Want is you, Everything About You. I promise you were not going to make the Same Mistakes as everyone else. But if we do ill Save You Tonight and remind you that you Stole My Heart. When I think about you, Na, Na, Na is the only words that I say when I think about you because you always take to Another World especially the night when I Should Have Kissed You. I'll Stand Up, take your hand and remind you about all the Moments we had together. I'll remind you to Live While We're Young and then i'll Kiss You. All those Little Things that you do to make me smile. As you smile back at me I say C'mon C'mon and give you your Last First Kiss. I looked at you and realized without you I would have a Heart Attack if you werent there to Rock Me and make me feel special. Whenever you think about you leaving, you Change My Mind. I Would cry over and Over Again if I lost you. But even if you left I would come Back For You because They Don't Know About Us and our Summer Love. Whenever I tell people about us I tell them She's Not Afraid of falling in love because I Loved You First and Nobody Compares to her and she’s Still The One that I love.

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Amanda97
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November 22, 2012 10:47am UTC

*Mom siting on the couch with her feet up with her new shoes on*
Me *gets up and takes one off her foot and looks at it*
Mom- Put it back on my foot. They're my new walking shoes.
Me- If they're your new walking shoes, go walk and get it
*throws it across the room*
I have never seen my dad laugh so much in my life

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Amanda97
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November 13, 2012 12:27am UTC

"Birds fly, we fly alot."
- Harry Styles

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November 11, 2012 9:57pm UTC

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Format by twilightgirl995

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Amanda97
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November 6, 2012 11:33pm UTC

Congratz to our President
Barack Obama

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Amanda97
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November 1, 2012 5:33pm UTC

*BACK IN THE DAY*
Me:Dont let go!
Friend:I have to!
Me:No! I can save you!
Friend:Dont forget about me!
Me:NOOOO!!!
*Friend goes down slide*

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Amanda97
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November 1, 2012 5:24pm UTC

I've sprinkled happy dust on you. So, Smile dang-it.

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Amanda97
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November 1, 2012 5:20pm UTC

If twin females marry twin males, and they each have a child, Will both children look alike?

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Amanda97
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October 29, 2012 1:57pm UTC

My dad tried to talk when Louis was singing during Little Things.
Dad: Look at the...
Me:SHUT UP NO ONE CAN TALK WHEN LOUIS TOMLINSON IS SINGING.
Dad:yes I can im God.
Me:Did u create One Direction?! NO U DIDNT! Uncle Simon did. Therefore he is!

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Amanda97
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October 25, 2012 10:18pm UTC

MY CLASSES:
30% - Jerks
40% - SIuts
20% - Friends
5% - Best Friends
4% - Nerds
1% Crush

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