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Chris Brown: No more planking for me unless it's on a sexy lady! Lol
Andy Levy: You spelled "punching" wrong. RT @chrisbrown: No more planking for me unless it's on a sexu lady! Lol
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Andy Levy: I aplogize for referencing the fact that you beat the crap out of Rihanna. It was disprespectful of me to draw attention to the fact that you put your girlfriend in the hospital.
Andy Levy: And further, it was not my place to make people remember that you beat a woman with your fists leaving her with multiple facial contusions, a bloody nose, and a split lip. I know that now.
Andy Levy: I also appreciate that you tweeted me letting me know that children conduct themselves better than I do. You are correct, and I can only hope to one day mature to the point where I can conduct myself in a more adult manner.
Andy Levy: Possible throwing a chair out of a window and storming out of a building with my shirt off. I ask only for your patience.
Andy Levy: To Team Breezy, I would like to also say that I'm sorry, and thank you for your thousands of tweets which taught me a lot about the creative possibilities of spelling, grammar, and syntax.
Andy Levy: In particular, I'd like to thank the female members of Team Breezy, who have taught me that as long as you can sing, you can beat the living hell out of a woman and other women will still love you.
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Chris Brown: No more planking for me unless it's on a sexy

162 faves · 13 comments · Feb 23, 2013 11:23pm

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BlackButterflies · 1 decade ago
the best ever
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wowurcrazy · 1 decade ago
omg bahahahahahahaha
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factsandstuff · 1 decade ago
day=made
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yazgirl1 · 1 decade ago
Ok so what exactly happened? I don't really follow the latest celebrity news...
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Chris Brown said he'd want to plank on a sexy lady and someone who works for FOX said that he spelled punch wrong (referencing to how he beat up Rihanna) and he had to publically apologize and he just mad Chris Brown look even worse in his apology
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yazgirl1 · 1 decade ago
Yeah I know that's what happened, but what I'm confused about, is Chris brown beat up Rihanna??? And thanks anyway! :)
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Yeah, he did it a couple years ago.
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yazgirl1 · 1 decade ago
Oh wow... Well thanks! Haha :)
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JusttSmilee · 1 decade ago
You can look it up on youtube
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mango824 · 1 decade ago
This is the best thing in the world
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__loveistragic · 1 decade ago
omg i'm in love with this
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Jessica♥* · 1 decade ago
It's sad because Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together after that..
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
She's an idiot.
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