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Pluto*

Status: ~

Member Since: 25 Jun 2012 08:50am

Last Seen: 15 Dec 2020 06:32pm

Location: Inside your closet.

Gender: F

user id: 311814

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"Never have I been a calm blue sea.

I have always been a storm."



Hello.


Female (obviously)


Hybrid

Brunette

Bookworm

Stalker (not as skilled as glenno)

Fascinated by parkour and glenno

Addicted to chocolate (and glenno) and everything made of chocolate

Infatuated with notebooks and nail polish

 



And cats

And bubbles

And everything nice

Call me Pluto

That’s all you must know.



(I have been away for far too long)





 
  1. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2015 3:35pm UTC
    What on earth happened to Witty?

  2. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 12:08pm UTC
    There was this one time I was playing Call Of Duty with my brother
    and we were messing around with people using the microphone.
    So, there was this one guy whose username was 'butt face' so we asked him
    "Does your face look like a butt or does your butt look like a face?" and he was just like "both."

  3. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    I always have this little moment of pride
    whenever I pour a glass of water without spilling it all over the place.

  4. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    Me: *Is a second choice in real life*
    Me: *Is a second choice on the internet*

  5. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    "Burn, baby, burn,"
    I say to my calories as I walk towards the fridge.

  6. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    Third wheel?
    More like nineteenth wheel.

  7. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    How I See Things In The Dark:
    Me: Oh my god, WHAT IS THAT. IT LOOKS LIKE A DEAD ANIMAL AND IT'S GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE, OH MY GOD IS THAT BLOOD, IT'S SMEARED EVERYWHERE. THAT LOOKS SO HORRIBLE, GOOD LORD, THERE'S GUTS EVERYWHERE,OH MY-
    Me: Oh wait, it's just a blanket.

  8. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaohyoulittleshit.

  9. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Don't you just hate papercuts like
    what, you're a f/cking paper, how do you cause me so much pain.

  10. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    I'm tired.
    I always have been.
    I'm tired of doing the same things,
    I'm tired of seeing the same thing,
    and I'm tired of being the same person I despise.
    I want to be someone I'm not.
    I want to be the girl who travels and reads and writes
    and has the ability to produce universes with mere words.
    Yet, here I am, doing a perfect job of being the same person I've been all along.

  11. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    I'll have you know, I stepped barefoot on a cockroach
    and only screamed for 10 minutes.

  12. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    Sleep in drugs.
    Don't do vegetables.
    Stay early.
    Eat your school.

  13. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Don't forget to do your homework for tomorrow.
    Me: Wow, what a b/tch.

  14. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    Every party is all fun and games
    until you have to clean up after everyone.

  15. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Me: *Adds a quote with a spelling mistake*
    Me: Could this day get any worse.

  16. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    Do you ever get really tired of everything
    but you don't want to sleep or do nothing either because you're just just so tired of everything.

  17. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    Do you ever just look at all your homework
    and go like "f/ck no."

  18. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    Remember when you thought you'd never be able to live without him?
    Well, look at you now, living and sh/t.

  19. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    The horrifying moment when your cat
    keeps staring with wide eyes at something you can't see.

  20. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    My standards are unrealistically high
    for how unattractive I am.

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