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Member Since: 6 Jul 2011 10:53am

Last Seen: 1 Aug 2013 02:27pm

Birthday: November 10

Location: England

Gender: F

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|17 | Single | In love with music | Awkward |Bisexual :3

 I don't really use this much anymore, I'm getting old for the website.

My name is Hannah, I used to call myself Lauren because I didn't want people to know my real name.
I love Anime and kpop and anything foreign.
I'm studying media and film at college and I'm planning to be a radio presenter and a voice actor in the future.

You're all beautiful (:

  1. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 5:47am UTC
    For my friend's 18th birthday I've bought her 50 shades of grey, I've told my other friends and when she asked my other friend for a hint he said "It's long and detailed"
    I laughed so much.

  2. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 6:47am UTC
    Someone posts about their quote not being beautiful so no one would fave it.... it gets many faves.
    So everyone else decides to do that to get faves.
    Wow okay.

  3. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 10:31am UTC
    Thieves make off with five tons of Nutella in chocolate-hazelnut heist worth more than $20,000.
    This is actually a headline, no joke.

  4. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    Homosexuality present in over 1500 species.
    Homophobia present in one.
    Can you guess which one?

  5. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    Hey everyone I would love it if you looked at this picture and tell me if this is bullying or not

  6. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Can we stop the whole gay marriage argument?
    It's tearing witty apart again!

  7. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    a bisexual pop group called Both Directions
    a pansexual pop group called All Directions
    an asexual pop group called No Directions
    a questioning pop group called Which Direction
    a helpful pop group called That Direction
    a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions
    a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions

  8. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    I saw this on facebook.
    The picture said "It doesn't matter what she did. It's never okay to hit a woman ever!!!"
    And the reply was amazing.
    This person said:
    I Disagree.
    Like If you believe that women are really equal to men, then it follows that any appropriate reason to hit a man is also an appropriate reason to hit a woman. There aren't a LOT of appropriate reasons to hit anyone, but having a v/gina doesn't make you magically a fragile creature that can't deal with being punched just the same as a man.
    Woman pulls a knife of you? Knock her the f/ck out. Feminism.

  9. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:13pm UTC

  10. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    I miss you already, MCR </3

  11. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Aparently Taylor Swift is dating Ed Sheeran so the newspapers and magazines are saying that it's nice she's not dating any bad boys like her exs (mainly harry).
    I'm not really a fan of One Direction (okay, I like a few songs) but honestly I don't see how Harry Styles is a "bad boy". Yeah he has tattoos but that doesn't make him a bad guy.

  12. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    -enough pope jokes. time to get down to business
    - to defeat the nuns
    -Did they send me the Father when I asked for the Son?
    -You’re the holiest bunch I’ve ever met.
    -And you can bet before we’re through
    -Mister, I’ll make a saint out of you
    Oh tumblr....

  13. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 10:49am UTC
    If you feel like killing yourself or you feel depressed then please read this:
    It’s been a few hours, you’ve just been hanging there. You’ve been quiet, too quiet. Usually there’s music playing, or your foot steps could be heard. But today, you’re quiet. Your little sister, who doesn’t normally come to greet you because you lock yourself away, decides to see what you’re doing. She assumes you’re taking a nap, or doing some homework quietly. She runs up the stairs, eager to see, but she comes to an immediate halt. You’re not doing your homework, nor taking a nap. Your music isn’t playing and you aren’t walking around. You’re hanging there, completely still, now just like her. At this moment, her whole world shatters. Everything she has ever known, looked up to, loved, is hanging there by a thread.
    At this moment, her life has been changed forever. At this moment, she wishes she was hanging with you. Before you decide to take your life, imagine who will find you. Imagine them walking into a room, and seeing you just hanging there. Whether it be your little sister, little brother, mother father, grandparents, a friend. Imagine what will happen when they find you. No, they will not say “Finally, they’re gone.” No, they will not say “I’m happy they did that.” No, they will not say “I never loved them anyways.” They will die. Their hearts will break. They will hurt, more than you ever could. They will cry, scream, and break down. They’ll believe it’s all just a dream, praying to wake up. Except, they won’t feel that for a few seconds, or a few days, not weeks, nor months. They will feel that until the day they die. Everyday will be hell. They’ll think of you ever second. They’ll hate themselves for not being able to help or save you. They’ll wish they could die too. They’ll want to give up, just to be with you. They won’t be ever be happy again. They won’t smile.
    They won’t go back to their daily routine. They’ll die every time they walk past your room, or see a picture of you, or think of a memory with you. They’ll think, but stay quiet. They’ll visit your grave, feeling a knife go through their chest every time. And every morning when they wake up, no matter how long it’s been, they’ll wake up to thinking they’ll see you, only to be let down once again. And every night, they will cry themselves to sleep, because even though they refuse to admit it, know you’re gone forever. Before you decide to take your life, think of your family, burying you. Yes, your own mother and father are planning your funeral. It’s supposed to be the other way around, but it’s not. They’ll have to call the cops, sign a death certificate, pick out clothing, buy a tomb stone, a casket, pick out flower arrangements, and more; All for their child’s funeral. The morning of your funeral, everyone who loves you is wearing black. Tears are streaming down their face, while their heart is breaking. Everyone who you thought didn’t need you, or didn’t care, are waiting in line to see you. They aren’t waiting in line at a party, or a graduation, or at a wedding reception. They’re waiting to see you, hands folded, lifeless, in a casket. Before you decide to take your life, think of everyone you will be hurting. Don’t you dare so no one, because absolutely everyone will be affected. Your grandparents, won’t have a grandchild anymore. Your parents, won’t have a child anymore. Your brother or sister, won’t have a sibling anymore. Your pet, won’t have an owner anymore. That person you sit next to in class, won’t feel your presence anymore. Your teacher, won’t have a student anymore. That time your grandparents told you no, will haunt them forever, thinking it is their fault, that you are now dead. That time your parents yelled at you, will haunt them forever, thinking if they didn’t yell at you, you would still be here. That time your sibling said they hated you, will hate themselves, because they believe you would still be alive if they said they loved you instead. Those kids who made you feel bad, will wish they were dead too, because if they just smiled at you instead, you would be here. That teacher that you didn’t meet her expectations, will feel like a failure, because you would still be here, if she believed in you. Everyone, who has ever been in your presence, will hurt, because if they showed you they cared, you would still be here. Before you decide to take your life, think. Don’t just think of yourself, think of the consequences for everyone else. No one’s life will be the same again. That person who God made specially for you, won’t have you. That happiness that was waiting for you, will never show again. Before you decide to take your life, realize that you may be ending your pain, but you’ll be starting a lifetime of everyone elses. If you are feeling alone, and think that suicide is the only way out:

  14. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    I printed out the wittyprofile cards today so I can stick them up around college to get people to join!
    If you want to then go on steve's profile and click the link (:

  15. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    I wish I could take all the pain you wittians have and take it instead, I can't stand seeing you beautiful girls and handsome boys in pain

  16. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    If you've been looking for a sign not to kill yourself then this is it

  17. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    A Christian telling an Atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they won't get any presents from Santa.

  18. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    "sir 5 homosexuals were killed with one bullet"
    (•_•) Well I guess you could say
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)The bullet traveled in One Direction.
    No offence meant, it was just really funny

  19. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:40am UTC
    S/xuality doesn't have to be black and white, sometime's it's grey and it swims - Jane Lynch

  20. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 10:04am UTC
    "When I have kids I’m going to sit them down when they’re 14 and make them watch the first episode of Lost. Then, I’ll completely block any other way for them to find the episodes (it’s the future, there’ll be a way) and I will be the sole dispenser of their new addiction. They’ll watch one a week, with mid season breaks lasting WHO KNOWS HOW LONG (I will know).
    This is the only way I can ensure they appreciate it as much as I did.
    (I will do the same for the Harry Potter books) Did someone say ‘Father of the year?’ Holla."
    - Mykemyday


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