immadragonhearmeRAWR

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 9:29am UTC

teacher: when I was your age...
students: *flashback to Stone Age*

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 9:27am UTC

*food drops on floor*
king germ: LET'S GO GET IT!!!!!!!!
little germs: But don't we wait 5 seconds?
king germ:
king germ: nah.
king germ: we gonna make that person sick
king germ: that's what we're going to do.
king germ: yep.
king germ: *nods*

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 5:08am UTC

Whenever a dog comes near me:
Me: Aww, cute puppy!
Me: Wait
Me: No
Me: Don't sniff there
Me: That's not a very good place to put your nose
Me: Ugh
Me: Perverted puppy

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
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April 26, 2013 5:08am UTC

Friend: You need to practice rejecting people!
Me: I can't
Friend: Why not?
Me: Because to reject people, they actually have to ask you out.
Me: And that's never going to happen
Friend:
Me:
Friend: True.
Me:
Friend: ...do you want me to pay them?

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 8:58am UTC

Teacher: If you spend 10000 hours on anything, then you'll be a pro at it!
Me: Well, I've spent 10000 hours breathing
Me: *chokes*

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 7:12am UTC

Normal People: Good luck!
Me: May the odds be ever in your favor.

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 1:14am UTC

You think you're so small, like you're itty-bitty,
just one match in the lights of a city
walkin' by strangers on the side of the street,
like, a quarter in a cup can get them up on their feet, like,

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 1:05am UTC

So come on
spin me around, now I don't wanna go home
'cause when you hold me like this, you know
my heart skips-skips a beat

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 2:12am UTC

People who say
boys eat more than girls
have obviously never met me.

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 12:33am UTC

me: *gets back from hiking trip*
me: hey i think i got skinnier
mom: oh my gosh
mom: what happened to you
mom: WHERE IS THAT LAYER OF FAT I BUILT UP ON YOU
mom: WHERE IS IT
mom: i have to feed you more so that you grow it back again.
mom: *looks at my face*
mom: ew what happened to your face
mom: YOU BROKE OUT IN PIMPLES
mom: SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LET YOU GO OUT
mom: you are never leaving this house again.

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 1:24am UTC

Me: *is losing argument*
Me: *quickly changes topic*

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 10:26am UTC

*in math*
us: *learns something about factoring*
me: now i know i said it a million times..but i'm only going to factor it one more time..
*at lunch*
friends:*steals other friends money*
me: she wants her money back..yeah! or else she'll probably punch you in the face..yeah!
(sung to the tunes of One More Night and Sexyback)

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:32am UTC

me: *steps outside of house*
me: *gets attacked by a dog*
me: It must be able to smell my future cats on me.

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:30am UTC

White knuckles,
and sweaty palms from
hanging on too tight
-P!nk, Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:23am UTC

me: *at school*
me: *thinks of awesome quotes*
me: *gets home*
me: *forgets everything*

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
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March 21, 2013 6:40am UTC

me: *says something*
person: oh, I see what you did there!
me: ..what did I do there?

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 6:43am UTC

Victoria Justice: Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?
Victoria Justice: I can always see them coming from the left and from the right.
Me:
Me:
Me: Well I never get hit on because boys avoid me because I'm an awkward potato so you should feel lucky, really

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
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March 12, 2013 10:10am UTC

Me: *disappears from Witty for a few days*
Me: *now has more than 20 pages of quotes by people I follow*

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 7:47am UTC

Me: *finds out that the wi-fi signal is somehow better in my bathrrom*
Me: *spends hours on my laptop using the toilet as a seat*

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 7:44am UTC

Me: I'm so hot.
Friends: Yeah right. Keep dreaming. Have you seen your face?
Me: I'm so hot
Parents: No, you should use the word beautiful! That's only befitting for a wonderful and beautiful young girl like yourself! Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. You know what? Go beat up the people who do! Better yet, I'll go beat them up for you!

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