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josephxX

Status: 2fab4u

Member Since: 27 May 2012 09:29am

Last Seen: 16 Nov 2014 12:02pm

Birthday: April 8

Location: somewhere.

Gender: F

user id: 303096

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hi. Imagine this is a really fabulous bio and that my page has an even more fabulous layout and I've spent time trying to make all my quotes look good.
  1. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2014 12:04pm UTC
    i havent been on this for ages wow hello

  2. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    I dropped my pizza on the floor today and
    I think it was the most depressing moment
    of my life so far seeing my pizza cheese side
    down on the ground.

  3. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    I was talking science with my parents
    and I said testicIe instead of test tube
    and they just stared at me with this really
    disappointed look on their faces

  4. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    Me: *on the way to see thor*
    Me: I'm rather excited thor this
    Me: *laughs uncontrollably for the rest of the journey*

  5. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 11:39am UTC
    Sometimes I think of these really fabulous quotes but I'm at school
    so can't do anything about it and by the time I get home I can't remember what it was.

  6. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 11:46am UTC
    I hate when I have a cold because
    sometimes I feel like I'm going to
    sneeze but nothing is coming and
    my eyes just start to water and it
    looks like I'm crying and it happens
    at the worst times possible.
    Like, can you not.

  7. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    Basically I am petrified of letting anyone use my laptop ever, because I'm afraid that they'll somehow find something absoloutely horrific or embarrasing that I had no idea was there.

  8. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 11:27am UTC
    Sharing is caring but I don't care.

  9. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 10:18am UTC
    why are all the awesome people on the other side of the world and all the rubbish ones are at my school?

  10. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 8:38am UTC
    Me:*casually dies*

  11. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    'Maybe our favourite quotations say more about us than the stories and people we're quoting'
    - John green

  12. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    *curls up into a ball and floats away*

  13. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    *maceranas away from having a successful life*

  14. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    Don't try to change yourself for others
    Change yourself for you.

  15. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    I'd love to do something creative
    but I'm too lazy to.

  16. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Why is it possible to feel both happy and sad at the same time?

  17. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Oh my god.
    So my sister actually has a social life
    and she has friends over right now
    and they're so loud
    and I'm just hiding in my room
    being anti social
    and crying because I have no friends.

  18. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 11:08am UTC
    My parents keep asking if I want to invite anyone round.
    Why would I want to invite people round when there's internet?
    I have no friends to invite round anyway because i've got too much swag for all those peasants.

  19. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:26am UTC
    *constantly refreshes page to see if anyone likes quote*

  20. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:21am UTC
    I honestly cannot remember what I did before I found the internet.

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