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josephxX

1. josephxX
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2014 12:04pm UTC
   i havent been on this for ages wow hello
   
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2. josephxX
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   November 14, 2013 1:32pm UTC
   I dropped my pizza on the floor today and
   I think it was the most depressing moment
   of my life so far seeing my pizza cheese side
   down on the ground.
   
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3. josephxX
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2013 1:50pm UTC
   I was talking science with my parents
   and I said testicIe instead of test tube
   and they just stared at me with this really
   disappointed look on their faces
   
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4. josephxX
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   October 31, 2013 2:05pm UTC
   Me: *on the way to see thor*
   Me: I'm rather excited thor this
   Me: *laughs uncontrollably for the rest of the journey*
   
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5. josephxX
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2013 11:39am UTC
   Sometimes I think of these really fabulous quotes but I'm at school
   so can't do anything about it and by the time I get home I can't remember what it was.
   
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6. josephxX
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   September 23, 2013 11:46am UTC
   I hate when I have a cold because
   sometimes I feel like I'm going to
   sneeze but nothing is coming and
   my eyes just start to water and it
   looks like I'm crying and it happens
   at the worst times possible.
   Like, can you not.
   
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7. josephxX
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   September 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC
   Basically I am petrified of letting anyone use my laptop ever, because I'm afraid that they'll somehow find something absoloutely horrific or embarrasing that I had no idea was there.
   
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8. josephxX
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   September 22, 2013 11:27am UTC
   Sharing is caring but I don't care.
   
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9. josephxX
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   September 22, 2013 10:18am UTC
   why are all the awesome people on the other side of the world and all the rubbish ones are at my school?
   
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10. josephxX
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    September 22, 2013 8:38am UTC
    Me:*casually dies*
    
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11. josephxX
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    September 21, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    'Maybe our favourite quotations say more about us than the stories and people we're quoting'
    - John green
    
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12. josephxX
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    September 21, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    *curls up into a ball and floats away*
    
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13. josephxX
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    September 21, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    *maceranas away from having a successful life*
    
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14. josephxX
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    September 21, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    Don't try to change yourself for others
    Change yourself for you.
    
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15. josephxX
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    September 21, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    I'd love to do something creative
    but I'm too lazy to.
    
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16. josephxX
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    September 21, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Why is it possible to feel both happy and sad at the same time?
    
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17. josephxX
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    September 21, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Oh my god.
    So my sister actually has a social life
    and she has friends over right now
    and they're so loud
    and I'm just hiding in my room
    being anti social
    and crying because I have no friends.
    
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18. josephxX
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    September 21, 2013 11:08am UTC
    My parents keep asking if I want to invite anyone round.
    Why would I want to invite people round when there's internet?
    I have no friends to invite round anyway because i've got too much swag for all those peasants.
    
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19. josephxX
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    September 21, 2013 7:26am UTC
    *constantly refreshes page to see if anyone likes quote*
    
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20. josephxX
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    September 21, 2013 7:21am UTC
    I honestly cannot remember what I did before I found the internet.
    
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