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greyskies

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Member Since: 27 May 2011 09:55am

Last Seen: 30 Oct 2013 05:04am

Location: Aussstraalalalalalia

user id: 177667

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  1. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 7:27am UTC
    My dad just told me I'm getting fat.

  2. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    Tarzan: Okay...
    Tarzan: "How do you do. My name is Tarzan, and I believe you are known as Jane."
    Tarzan: "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle... And you?"
    Tarzan: "You must be Jane. I am Tarzan. It's a pleasure to meet you."
    Tarzan: There she is!
    Jane: ...
    Tarzan: ...
    Tarzan: ME TARZAN YOU JANE!
    Jane: ...
    Tarzan: Dammit.

  3. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    Look at what happened when Green Day woke up. The entire US government shut down.Go back to sleep, Green Day.

  4. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 6:13am UTC
    I'm not anti-social.
    I'm just very selective about the people I associate with.

  5. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 9:07am UTC
    "What if people who have anxiety
    are just accustomed
    to the way the world works
    because this is the first incarnation
    of their soul
    on the earth?
    And confident people
    are at ease with the world because
    they have already been incarnated
    multiple times
    and, in a sense,
    already know how the
    world works?"

  6. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 3:48am UTC
    My best friend and my crush of almost four years are having friends with benefits s e x.

  7. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    Its time to wake up, Greenday...

  8. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 9:38am UTC
    Me: Sometimes I wish I could be you...
    Friend: Awww why? You're amazing!
    Me: So I could be friends with me.
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

  9. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 6:58am UTC
    If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask t be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl/guy out.

  10. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Happy 15th Birthday Google!

  11. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 10:26am UTC
    A boy becomes a man when he:
    1. Follows you when you walk out
    2. Calls you back when you hang up
    3. Hugs you when you punch them
    4. Kisses you when you hug them
    5. Watches chick flicks with you
    6. Tolerates you crying over love stories
    7. Hands you the remote
    8. Passes on boys night to listen to your ranting
    9. Doesn't flare up when you give him car directions
    10. Says "I'm sorry" and tells you he needs you
    1. Is as swift as a coursing river
    2. Has all the force of a great typhoon
    3. Has all the strength of a raging fire
    4. Is as mysterious as the dark side of the moon

  12. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 1:46am UTC
    “Sl.ut is how we vilify a woman
    for exercising her right to say yes.
    Friendzone is how we vilify a woman
    for exercising her right to say no.”

  13. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 12:53am UTC
    I remember August like it was only yesterday.

  14. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 11:42am UTC
    Isn't it strange how nothing rhymes with orange?

  15. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 9:45am UTC
    September,
    please be good to me ~ ♥

  16. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 9:39am UTC
    I'll see you all on Platform 9¾

  17. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Wake me up when September ends.

  18. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 9:57am UTC
    Grab a plate and throw it on the floor.
    Did it break?
    Yes?
    Okay, now tell it you're sorry.
    Good, now, did it unbreak?
    No?
    Now you understand.

  19. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:41am UTC
    why is everybody dissing white girls all of a sudden?

  20. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Does anyone else feel the need to know deep dark secrets about all your friends so that if they ever betray you, you can destroy them?

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