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Member Since: 27 May 2011 09:55am

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Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

greyskies
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October 15, 2013 7:27am UTC

My dad just told me I'm getting fat.

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October 11, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Tarzan: Okay...
Tarzan: "How do you do. My name is Tarzan, and I believe you are known as Jane."
Tarzan: "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle... And you?"
Tarzan: "You must be Jane. I am Tarzan. It's a pleasure to meet you."
Tarzan: There she is!
Jane: ...
Tarzan: ...
Tarzan: ME TARZAN YOU JANE!
Jane: ...
Tarzan: Dammit.

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greyskies
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October 5, 2013 1:30pm UTC

Look at what happened when Green Day woke up. The entire US government shut down.Go back to sleep, Green Day.

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greyskies
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October 5, 2013 6:13am UTC

I'm not anti-social.
I'm just very selective about the people I associate with.

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October 4, 2013 9:07am UTC

"What if people who have anxiety
are just accustomed
to the way the world works
because this is the first incarnation
of their soul
on the earth?
And confident people
are at ease with the world because
they have already been incarnated
multiple times
and, in a sense,
already know how the
world works?"

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greyskies
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October 3, 2013 3:48am UTC

My best friend and my crush of almost four years are having friends with benefits s e x.

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greyskies
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September 30, 2013 12:08pm UTC

Its time to wake up, Greenday...

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greyskies
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September 29, 2013 9:38am UTC

Me: Sometimes I wish I could be you...
Friend: Awww why? You're amazing!
Me: So I could be friends with me.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

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greyskies
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September 29, 2013 6:58am UTC

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask t be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl/guy out.

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greyskies
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September 27, 2013 10:48am UTC

Happy 15th Birthday Google!

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September 27, 2013 10:26am UTC

A boy becomes a man when he:
1. Follows you when you walk out
2. Calls you back when you hang up
3. Hugs you when you punch them
4. Kisses you when you hug them
5. Watches chick flicks with you
6. Tolerates you crying over love stories
7. Hands you the remote
8. Passes on boys night to listen to your ranting
9. Doesn't flare up when you give him car directions
10. Says "I'm sorry" and tells you he needs you
1. Is as swift as a coursing river
2. Has all the force of a great typhoon
3. Has all the strength of a raging fire
4. Is as mysterious as the dark side of the moon

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September 3, 2013 1:46am UTC

“Sl.ut is how we vilify a woman
for exercising her right to say yes.
Friendzone is how we vilify a woman
for exercising her right to say no.”

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greyskies
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September 2, 2013 12:53am UTC

I remember August like it was only yesterday.

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greyskies
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September 1, 2013 11:42am UTC

Isn't it strange how nothing rhymes with orange?

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greyskies
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September 1, 2013 9:45am UTC

September,
please be good to me ~ ♥