A boy becomes a man when
he:
1. Follows you when you
walk out
2. Calls you back when you hang up
3. Hugs you when you punch them
4. Kisses you when you hug them
5. Watches chick flicks with you
6. Tolerates you crying over love stories
7. Hands you the remote
8. Passes on boys night to listen to your ranting
9. Doesn't flare up when you give him car directions
10. Says "I'm sorry" and tells you he needs
you
1. Is as swift as a coursing
river
2. Has all the force of a great typhoon
3. Has all the strength of a raging fire
4. Is as mysterious as the dark side of the moon