Kelseylr

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Kelseylr

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Member Since: 21 Jul 2012 06:00am

Last Seen: 15 Jan 2014 06:00am

Location: South Australia

Gender: F

user id: 319150

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 1:48am UTC

Always go with the choice that
scares you the most, because
that's the one that is
going to require the most from you
-Caroline Myss

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 12:22am UTC

I love listening to
L I E S
when I already know the
T R U T H

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:55pm UTC

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 1:05am UTC

Because she's pretty
doesn't mean that you're ugly.

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 1:31am UTC

A person commits suicide every 15 minutes.
You didn't care when they were alive, so why care when they are dead?
So, instead of directing our eyes to the dead. We should be opening our ears to the living.

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 11:48pm UTC

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
- Anonymous

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 2:49am UTC

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three
three boxes of pizza

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:38am UTC

We'll we'll we'll, if it isn't autocorrect.

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 7:40pm UTC

I know Witty is more of an American website
but...
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!
(to everyone that's in Australia)

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 2:52am UTC

If you write "- 2 - 2 + =" on a peice of paper your pencil will make a sound
smilar to chim chimney.Try it!

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 4:54am UTC

Comment what time it is where you are now.
It's 8:25pm in South Australia.

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Why would you want to die if you were born to live?

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 3:02am UTC

**Me and my family looking at my baby photos**
Me: Wow! I look so cute.
Brother: Yeah, I wonder what happened...
Mother: Well you know what they say beutiful babies turn into ugly people.
Sister: Well that must be true.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: And this is why I don't socialise with my family.

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 2:38am UTC

My neighbours moved out today,
I have been using their wifi for 2 years.

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Bestfriend: We really need to get a life.
Me: Yeah, when you get one can you send the link.

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Awkward Moment
When girls are wearing more makeup than clothes.

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 5:22am UTC

Theres A Page On Facebook And It Is Called
"Cancer Is Funny Cause People Die"
I Couldn't Believe My Eyes.
How Low Can People Get, And The Most Dissapointing Thing About It Is That People Actually Like This Page.
Im Not Sure If This Page Is Now Deleted, But All I Know Is That Is Was There.
How Disrespectful Can People Really Get??

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:55am UTC

**Me On Facebook Looking Whos On Chat**
Me- Not talking to you.
Me- Not talking to you.
Me- Lol no way I'm talking to you.
Me- Not talking to you either.
Me- Who the hell are you?
Me- Oh yeah your that guy
Me- Since when did you have facebook?
Me- Well not talking to you.
Me- Oh look my ex is online.
Me- Haha no way in hell I'm talking to you.
Me- Too popular to talk to me.
Me- Might aswell go talk to my cat.

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 4:36am UTC

That one song that is about your whole life story.

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Kelseylr
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:18am UTC

Dear Nicki Minaj,
You Told Me To 'Pound The Alarm'
So I Did. And Now Im Suspended from school.
Thanks! -_-

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