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JusttSmilee

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Member Since: 27 Jun 2012 11:30pm

Last Seen: 8 Jan 2017 12:22pm

Birthday: June 23

Gender: F

user id: 312724

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  1. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 12:14am UTC
    why is a raven like a writing desk?

  2. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 12:07am UTC
    "We're all mad here"

  3. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    At first when people meet me they think I'm shy
    but then when they get to know me they see that i'm just as
    weird and awkward as everybody else is

  4. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Dave
    Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I'll know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff,
    "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
    "No drama's boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
    So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happenin?!? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
    Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Ian that he thinks Dave's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
    No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.
    "President Obama," his boss quickly retorts.
    "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington."
    And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
    Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
    "The pope," his boss replies.
    "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
    So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Dave says,
    "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
    And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
    Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"
    His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
    "Who the f*#k's that on the balcony with Dave?"

  5. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    So there are new British kids in my high school.
    One girl.
    A bunch of brothers.
    You do not even wanna know the screaming I have heard.

  6. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    God has called them all home.

  7. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Being in the same room that you know your parents hid the presents and not looking for them takes some serious willpower

  8. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    The two characters in one of my favorite tv shows finally got together.
    My life is complete.

  9. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Miracle On 34th Street

  10. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Remember...
    as far as anyone
    knows we are a
    nice normal family

  11. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    We're on the island of misfit toys...

  12. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    "Sometimes," said Pooh,
    "the smallest things take up
    the most room in your heart."

  13. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    Pixar flew a rep out to a 10 year old girl's home
    with a DVD copy of UP before it was released because
    it was her last dying wish to see the film.
    She died 7 hours later.
    ..............................................

  14. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    You could go the distance
    You could run the mile
    you could walk straight through hell with a smile
    You could be a hero
    You could get the gold
    breaking all the records that thought never could be broke
    Do it for the people
    Do it for the pride
    Never gonna know if you never even try
    Do it for you country
    Do it for your name
    Cause there's gonna be a day
    When you're standing in the hall of fame

  15. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    It's not exactly that I'm "shy"
    I just have nothing to say

  16. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Does anyone else fix stuffed animals
    cause they look extremely uncomfortable?

  17. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    When I get sad
    I stop being sad and be
    awesome instead.
    TRUE STORY.

  18. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"

  19. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 9:20am UTC
    Can someone explain in the easiest terms possible what the difference is between an ionic bond and a convalent bond

  20. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    Just found a Christmas radio station!!!

:)

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